Birthday Train Station [ended]

Turns out today's my birthday... I'm 39 now. Yay. Erm... 🎉

Typically my birthdays are rather sad and lonesome occasions for the last 9 years, since on one hand my state of health usually doesn't allow me to go out much ever since and on the other hand my budget doesn't allow throwing a party at home to invite people.
This year though I thought 'why not change things up a bit'? Since things aren't too celebratory over here for me, why not at least try to make other people a little happier?!

So I decided to make a train or two... why not three! I want to show my appreciation to those who are most responsible for our community to be thriving. But since I didn't want it to be an elitist thing, others will have a chance to get, well... something, too. Therefore at least one of the routes has lower hurdles to overcome than the others.

Just go right this way to the ticket counter... There's three train tours available for a small selection from rather boring to a little more exciting. All of them will take about the same time to bring you back here safely... well, at least if you don't crash right away, then all should be just fine. If you want to, feel free to ride all of the trains to find out what each route has to offer:
Route A
Route B
Route C

Oh, one more thing before I forget about it: All wagons have a security system. So don't worry, in case of some bandits trying to hijack and rob your valuables, a bag of waterproof red paint will explode in their face when they try to pry the wagon's doors open. So even if they manage to get on the train, the Sheriff and his deputies won't have any trouble tracking them down to get all the goods back to those whom they belong.

I know none of these trains is Orient Express standard but that's all I have to offer and can afford. I hope you'll still like your trip anyways. Now, go get your ticket and have a fun ride.
If you want to, come back after and tell me if you liked what you saw. So long, farewell.

"Why do you make a birthday post? Are you looking for attention?" you may ask... Yes, sure, a little attention doesn't harm anybody!