How much of a gamer are you??

After an intense TF2 session, I went downstairs, saw my dad out of the corner of my eye and thought "Shit, is that an enemy or someone on my team?"

I randomly steal cars and kill prostitutes after ive shagged them.

I've visualized how many hits it'd take to beat a person down.

I wish to respec my character less on intelligence and spend more points on charisma.

i enjoy dayz so much, i went out and grabbed the axe from garage and keep it next to computer desk now.

I enjoy the real life graphics so much that I'm asking which engine it uses...

I came to talk to myself but i found a frog

Sometimes I try to Blink down a hallway.

I used to play WoW a lot. Once I was making something in the microwave and I "gratz"ed it when it "dinged".

Everytime I am wearing a hood and have my phone in my sleeve, I push it out like it is a hidden blade. I also cover most of my face with the hood so I look like an Assassin and hold my phone like I hold a knife. Oh, and once, someone asked me if I learnt parkour at an early age, my answer was : "I did not learn how to parkour, I was born as an Assassin, it came naturaly with me.". He was like "wtf?" and left. Oh, and some times in school I imagine being a counter-terrorist with an awp while camping in a corner and killing terrorists (or other students) that pass from the door! It's funny!

I was in a pretty sweet leveling group right after the release of Desert of Flames, an EQ2 expansion. I didn't want to lose my spot, so I figured instead of eating breakfast I could just drink a couple raw eggs.

Horrible decision.

After playing portal, i drew an orange ellipse on the wall next to my PC, and another blue one next to the fridge. Didn't worked tho :(

i heard cassus belly screaming on my ear every time some neighbour into trouble

I used to play Skyrim a lot and whenever I see a plant, I can imagine it with the menu on top of it.. I mean, for example "Press x to blabla"

I am now a goat with a jetpack.

when my girlfriend gets dry, i scream, fire in the ho!

"I could probably snipe that guy from here"

Tell me you've all done this.

So much Rust you go outside naked running with a stone

At first I only looted everyones bags later I started running in random rooms to find audiologs, special items and stuff...

When I play too much "The Sims 2", I try to speed up other people.

When I was a Just Cause 2 addict, I once passed a generator and thought: "Oh shit, gotta stop the car and destroy the generator."
No joke. ._.

I keep thinking someone is hiding in or behind a bush

After playing Hitman absolution a lot, I sometimes looked out the window when it was dark to see if someone was out to assainate me.

After having played Saints Row The Third for more than 100 hours the last few weeks and always destroying that "Emu" type of car, I always want to get my bazooka and blow up Smarts, if I see some.