April 14th, departure of the deplorable (this is what happens when you throw math at a speeding Train, mashed potatoes)

The Train is off and running down its tracks now, it's speeding.
I will give you the starting point of it all, which just happens to be Bad Rats
It is Rad Bats because someone just had to be a rebel and pick a game I advised not to.
There is approximately 51 stops on this Train, with about 27 mashed potatoes worshiping it.
Basically every game that was asked for, including ones I need you to have too compete this triangle.
And a very special surprise bonus stop at the very end, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood.


Key drop for Bad Rats: Rule 34 limited collectors edition.
Steam key, million billion activation limit, enjoy. IEAIb-mZbCK-Y6eMZ


April Fools Day, lulz fired round the World (no potatoes were harmed during this science)

This space is left to make description with. I have an idea, no really, it isn't just a fart joke. Nor a badly constructed poll.

I have a Steam inventory with some really dumb games in it - http://steamcommunity.com/id/adam_zombie/inventory/#753_1

Pick one or two or even one not in it and comment below with whatever you want.

Later, at some time, I will hide some stuff inside some stuff, somewhere, and show how to properly make a shit post.

April Fools! It won't be properly made at all. So take notes, no really do not do that. Writing is bad.


April 2nd, the day of the Train (potatoes may have to take one for the team)

Now that we have gotten past the 1st of April and most jokes played are still fresh in our minds and sore on our butts.

I invite those willing, to partake in a Train of deplorable events.
You will play an integral part in conducting how this Train leaves the station.
Below is a link to a private giveaway, one containing instructions on how to purchase a ticket to ride.

And below that, are some images I found that this Discussion was lacking. Feel free to add some more.

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/H41zj/bad-rats-the-rats-revenge


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I never wash my hands after pooping, nice to meet you, shake my hand.

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PotaTITS (like a potato, only with boobs)
PotaDICK (much like a potato, only with a penis)
PotaWATM8 (fucking foreigners)
PotaTUBA (not to be confused with a potato, because you blow in it, like a tuba)
PotaROOMBA (not anything like a potato, it sucks)
Potato (it had to be here, because there needs to be a control group to make science)

Potato. Always Potato.

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Why am I not surprised that you're here again... D:

9 years ago
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Quit following me!

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But. D:

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No butts.

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Harsh.

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She's stalking me! I'm the victim here!

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Fuck dat bitch ;)

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Most definitely yes butts

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Bad Rats!
Bad Rats!
Bad Rats!

Seriously, how can anyone vote for anything else?

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What you gonna do when they come for you?

Bad Rats!
Bad Rats!
...

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I.. I sang along..
Kill me..

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Just play some more Bad Rats, you will die quickly.

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Dyscourse because Cannibalism.

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...You were going to eat that hobo. :/

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I was until people decided to mess with my head! ):

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It's your head. Don't let anyone mess with it.

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POTATUBA.

Also

  1. The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
  2. This War of Mine
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Grim Fandango Remastered or The Vanishing of Ethan Carter would be awesome!

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Potato :) + Vanishing or Grim or Alien or KIller maybe :D

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  • Potato is Dead.
  • Grim Potato.
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Alien Isolation or Octodad because Potato

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Don't let anyone diss the potato threads. Taters gonna tate.

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PotaDICK cause no one else did.

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Vanishing of Ethan Carter
This War of Mine

PotaTOTS cause small bundles of warm potatoes are gifts that keep on giving.

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Tots...
Yeaaa I don't want to do that with the poll.
That seems like a job for Chris Hansen to be honest.

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PotaTUBA!
And... ehm... Postatol 2?

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Two copies of Uriel's Chasm? I hope you've seen a doctor about that...

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Much like noobs complain about making multiple giveaways.
I also hit the buy button many times on that terrible mistake of a transaction.
For this I will need many lashings to remember, never forget.

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You. are. so. Zombie. Let's play. What Alien Iso is shit? Yes it's shit. discard it. into my inventory. Lets play Gauntlet. or L4D2. I await your response. Edit: cheers, im drunk-ish-ish. Anyone notice a lack of llama?

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Unfortunately Bain, I am watching the movie Nailbiter right now and sipping precariously on this Vodka. I am not in a gaming state of mind. I will be the suck as ever there was sucked. I can barely even type. Spell check cannot even help me. If I was to play L4D2, I would most certainly just shoot you in the balls, the entire game. Maybe tomorrow. Sorry, not sorry :(

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It's ok, the way you describe playing now would be how you always play. sorry not sorry. :'(.
Actually thats ok I'll just watch some Netflix then. Or play with myself... I mean by myself. Looking forward to the next round. Lets make an event of it.

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I think making an event is the best situation. I will make note of this on some paper. And might actually make words on it this time, instead of just drawing dicks.

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Drawing dicks is good, how else would we know that it's important!? Wait what?
....Soooo..... does no one want to build a snowman?
...I think I'm too far gone...

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Just let it go, just let it Bain.

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The Bain never bothered me anyway...

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We know you miss Llama, Bainsol. Stop thinking about his motorpenis.

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I miss you actually.

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There's nothing to miss.

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You can't be worse then my gasy dog... so damn smelly some times, makes the air thick!

If anything, I would love to have a chance at winning This War of Mine.

Also, whitelisted you.

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You know, that game is actually really good. Well made and deserving of praise.
Or maybe I am just drunk and thinking of Bad Rats. Pigs... Why bother.

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I want Killer is Dead so here is this:

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mmmm,

all serious sam, postal 2, killer is dead, vanishing of ethan carter, this war of mine

Wait, what's that about picking one or two?! :D

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Alien Isolation or Octodad

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Vanishing of Ethan Carter or This War of mine

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The Vanishing of Ethan Carter

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Alien Isolation or Bad Rats both same level :D

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I am drinking some of the best Beer I have ever had!

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All hail the dragon milk, I hope you acquired milk from the Dragon yourself, otherwise shame on you.

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shit cost like I paid to milk a dragon in person. So I am... holy fucking spell chck. fuck it I am out. I am trying to ay I want to have drinks with... FUCK!!! I am dine.

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Your spell check is an excuse. we can play games on the TeamSpeak. All I need is your voice... All I want is... your voice... #nohomo. Is it too late to make a thing of it, you coulda gotten ppl on the channel and we coulda fucked shit up. (gotten wrecked?)
Edit: There was no Edit, it's a PS that I'm about to Open the Whiskey.

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If all uyuopwant me to do is yell ay you. Okay.. TSe3 it is then BAION!!! BAIN! BAIN BAIN ABJIN!

Wher is Llama?

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I don't know and it worries me. As the responsible drinker that I am... I'm worried hes out there... So..Sob....SOBER, ADAM! HE COULD BE SOBER RIGHT NOW.

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i ill keel u

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Not being able to hold liquor has killed you. :( I challenge anyone to a match of... stuff. I am drunk. I am fierce. I am.. wtf am I? Adam do you want to build the fucking snowman or not?

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i ill melkt u
snowm,an u

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"Ok Bye"

No one wants to build a fucking snowman wtf. :'(

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I will buid opn.. in muh nbuitt

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Potatoes! I pick This Potato of Mine.

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