Who would wiin.
Arthur was a scrawny dude who pulled out a sword out of a stone (Not considering real life Arthur, because he was a dick).
Aragorn is a Dunedain, a descendent from Numenorians, who in turn were descendents from the first men. And although the bloodline got weaker over the millennia, a Dunedain still would mop up a floor with any normal human.
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Arthur was the bastard son of an asshole. His most loyal subject was fucking around with his wife. And he had an asshole bastard son born from fucking his sister.
Aragorn was the descendant of the numerorians that stayed loyal to a deal with the Gods, and had partly elven blood, even able to predict the future.
Excalibur was just a sword from a lake. And strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
Narsil took down Sauron. Enough said.
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Excalibur was just a sword from a lake. And strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
Truer words have never been told. Except maybe Ni.
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Hahaha
I know it will always set me apart from normies but I will never stop laughing when someone says Ni. And laugh ever harder when I try to explain to people why I laughed. It's a "you had to be there" kind of thing I guess.
Thanks for being one of my people.
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lol I think I watched it three times in a row the "first" time. It just brings me joy.
I've also been known to launch into an outrrrrrrageous French accent for a live version of the French castle taunt scene when the pressure gets to be a little too much at work.
Spamalot the musical is also hilarious. Very much like the movie.
I added two Ni's because there were three heads, so...
Very relevant ;)
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So I was, oddly, thinking. Who would win if they were to battle.
King Arthur wielding Excalibur
VS
Aragorn wielding Narsil.
Let;s see what the people here think.
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