A TCP packet and a UDP packet walked into a bar.
The TCP packet told the bartender "I'd like a beer."
The bartender replied "You want a beer?"
The TCP packet said "Yeah, I'd like a beer."
The UDP packet said "I'd like a beer."

An atom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve atoms here. Beat it!" So the atom splits.

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Argon walks into into the bar. The bartender shouts:"Get out! We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react.

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tänud

I REALLY want to play SECTION 8! Hoping to win! Thanks! :)

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Pavlov. Rings a bell?

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Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
　　Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
　　Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
　　Student: Soap!

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Dirty joke = Pig in mud! 8)

Thank you... I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress. :p

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I don;t know any engllish jokes so sorry :(