A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, “Mike, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Mike replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Mike’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Mike is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
😎This is the funniest comment that you will read in this giveaway🤣
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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, “Mike, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Mike replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Mike’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Mike is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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this one wins! :P
I'll add you on steam to send the link
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tyvm ^_^
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Or cry?
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Already have Huniepop and enjoyed it 'til the end :p
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc
You're welcome ; )
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I dont know how to embed stuff here so enjoy this link
https://i.imgur.com/gnKNqPa.mp4
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Very nice try, but i have to give it to the kangaroo
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No worries, thanks for the little bonus giveaway friendo.
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http://crouton.net/
my daily ritual
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I'm just not funny!
But...
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https://youtu.be/WygNjMSllLQ :D
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third place, thanks for the effort ;)
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