купил мужик шляпу, а она ему как раз!

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say that he had loco-motives

A joke.... How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice.
(Not a native speaker, don't kill me)

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Thanks~ XD

Крутой старый ковбой сказал своему внуку, что если он хочет прожить долгую жизнь, секрет в том, чтобы подсыпать себе немного пороха в овсяную кашу каждое утро. Внук добросовестно выполнял это предписание и прожил до 93 лет.
Когда он умер, он оставил 14 детей, 28 внуков и 35 правнуков… и 15-футовую дыру в стене крематория.

Here's a joke for you:
Donald Trump.

Ba dum tss.

why do u throw a butter out of the window

Me a joke

Socialism.

joke: bots would actually say thank you.

Ty ^_^

I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they were gay.
They quickly arrested me.

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Better a squirrel than me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdqv5xIsFLM

A train conductor was recently hired out of Texas. It was his first day on the job. Unfortunately an accident occurs and he ends up running over a group of Elderly People on a tour bus, killing everyone on board. He is arrested for Murder and is convicted to death. For his last meal he requests a banana, and is given one. The next day he is given an electric chair, and he survives. The prison guards are in awe. Thinking this was enough punishment, the let him free. By some miracle, he is able to get his job back. His first day back on the job, another unfortunate accident occurs when he runs over a group of girl scouts taking a hike on the train tracks. He is arrested and convicted of murder, sentenced to death(in his defense, those girl scouts shouldn't have been on the tracks). For his final meal, he requests a banana. He is given a banana, and the next day he is brought to the electric chair. This time they leave the chair running for even longer, and have even directed more power into the chair, but yet he still survives. The prison guards are just astounded by this and ask him how he is still alive. He responds, "I don't know, I guess I am just a bad conductor".

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
"You're under a vest!"

Hvala puno!

Thank You

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Let me tell you a joke,
nobody talk,
nobody get chocked!

Old but i like it :)
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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Gracias

When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar

Three bots walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.

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