This is a paraphrasing of a joke by Howie Mandel (I think I spelled his last name properly): "My wife picked up this lil' stray puppy to save it from the streets. I told her she's not saving it, she's taking it from someone's yard. It has a collar, it's well-fed, etc. The victim of bad decisions/chance isn't the puppy, but it's owners. 'Why did the chicken cross the road,' you ask? To get away from my wife."
It's more funny to hear the actual joke, but that's the best my memory can do.
i think is pretty hard to "bots" make jokes
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Watch those wrist rockets! (Person yells that as he and his fellows in a radius explodes).
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This is a paraphrasing of a joke by Howie Mandel (I think I spelled his last name properly): "My wife picked up this lil' stray puppy to save it from the streets. I told her she's not saving it, she's taking it from someone's yard. It has a collar, it's well-fed, etc. The victim of bad decisions/chance isn't the puppy, but it's owners. 'Why did the chicken cross the road,' you ask? To get away from my wife."
It's more funny to hear the actual joke, but that's the best my memory can do.
Cheers!
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What do you call a cross between a joke and a rhetorical question?
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