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Thanks for the fun guys, and congratulations to the winner :)

Instead of writing thank yous, I want you guys to write me a story.

Here are the rules:

  1. One sentence per person.
  2. No swearwords.
  3. No obscenity.
  4. Don't worry if your English isn't perfect.

I'll start:
"Once upon a time, there was a girl with a braid..."

And freckles on her face ...

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She loved more than anything to read the books in the library where she lived.

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One day, she opened a book in the library, and a light spilled out from the pages.

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Don't worry, it was just her flash light.

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Picking up her flashlight, she looked around, and realized that she was no longer in the library.

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Instead, she found herself seated at a table in a McDonald's, the book still in front of her as it was.

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And she ordered a menu! :-D Haha!...

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And inside the sandwich was a portal

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That leads to another realm

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She entered in the portal and arrived in world where all the people look like Elvis Presley.

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She coulden't take all the Elvis's. So she pulled out her gun and poped her self in the head. lol thxs

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and then she woke up. She had fallen asleep in the library.

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She tried to find the secret book that opened the door.

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The door she expected was there but wasn't real. Just a drawing on the wall.

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As she approached the wall Salvador Dali jumped out and wiped her forehead with a broken watch.

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She was freaked out but there nothing she can do but to...

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grab the watch and return the favor...

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eat the last piece and walk away.

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watch the comment box get smaller and smaller.

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unholster her weapon and shoot the Elvis Zombie coming at her

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But, that wasn't Elvis, it was

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...a pinata, and candies fell out of it everywhere.

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She started eating the candies that fell on the floor...

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Спасибо.

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Once upon a time, there was a girl with a braid, and she was kept locked up in a tower by her evil parents, and never saw the light of day until she used her agency to rescue herself because fuck the patriarchy.

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Lol.
I like Feminist Frequency too. But I was actually referring to Lara.

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THANKS!!!!!

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thanks :-)

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... was the sentence she last read on the book as she got up to check the window to see why people outside were shouting "thanks" again and again.

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lol

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Thanks for the chance :D

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thanks!

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Thanks for the opportunity!

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Thanks

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Thanks!

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Thanks! :D

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Well, I was going to add to the story but it appears I was too late. :P Thanks!

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Thank you very much! And have a nice day!

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Thanks <3

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thx

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Thanks

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Thank you, Sir.

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Thank You.

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Thanks!

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Thanks for the chance :_D

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Thanks!

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Thank you for the chance, Jez855!

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oh god pls no no story D: im not good at this D:

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Thanks!

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