Dont say thanks, Tell me a good JOKE.
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GreatOdin goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor tells GreatOdin, you have to stop masturbating so much.
GreatOdin asks why. The doctor says because I'm trying to give you a physical.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
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Thanks :3
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What is Samus' favorite meat?
Metroid Prime Rib
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Danke!
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Thanks!!
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Thanks.
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An old timer was sitting in his rocking chair on his front portch when a kid comes walking by with something in his hands.
The old timer asks the kid, "Hey son. Whatcha got there?"
The kid replies, "I got me some chicken wire. I'm gonna catch me some chickens."
The old timer responds, "Oh son, you can't catch no chickens with chicken wire."
A short time later the old timer sees the kid come back with a bunch of flapping chickens all caught up in the chicken wire.
"Well, I'll be...'" says the old timer scratching his head.
The next day the kid comes walking past the old timer. This time he has something round and gray in his hands.
The old timer shouts out to the kid, "Hey kid, whatcha got in your hands this time?"
The kid responds, "I got me some duct tape. I'm gonna catch me some ducks."
The old timer laughs, "Son, you can't catch no ducks using duct tape."
A short time later the kid comes back with a bunch of ducks caught-up and quacking in the duct tape."
The old man cannot believe his eyes.
The next day the kid comes walking past the old timer, again with something in hs hands.
The old timer shouts out to the kid, "Hey kid, whatcha got in your hands today?"
The kid shouts back to the old timer, "I got me some pussy willow."
The old timer shouts out, "Hold on son...while I get my hat!"
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thank you :D
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thx
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thanks
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wanna here a joke about Butter?
yes?
nah, you might spread it.
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Thank you for sharing.
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