For years, I've been doing thankless manual labor, putting my liberal arts degree to great use. At long last, an opportunity has arisen, so I up and quit that shit last week. That first week of semi-retirement was spent gaming, eating pizza, and ignoring you poor nine-to-five bastards, but now that I'm finally getting around to it, let's celebrate with a little giveaway.

Until I get back to work (which is a good long ways away,) I'll be doing pretty much nothing but cooking, hanging out with my awesome dog, and playing video games. Of course, it's not healthy to just sit around and play video games all day. Even in pseudo-retirement, a person must stay active! So leave a comment telling us what one thing you do to stay physically active. (You can say "masturbating," but really? Tell us something we don't know.)

During my two-weeks' notice, I made a spreadsheet of my backlog. By my math, I've got 75+ days' worth of game time ahead of me. At eight hours a day, that's nearly a quarter of a year! And I just scored myself a key for the Hearthstone beta. I'm just too excited not to give other games away. It's a bit of an early Thanksgiving here.

Probably more giveaways later. So stay tuned, and pay attention in school! Manual labor sucks ass.