Instead of writing "thanks" can you please tell me something interesting or funny, like that time when you woke up and a school of whales had stolen all of the doors in your house.
The CIA, the FBI, and the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later dragging a badly beaten bear. The bear is screaming, "Okay, okay! I'm a RABBIT!! I'm a RABBIT!!"
Last month, the United Nations conducted a worldwide survey. The survey was very simple, as there was only one question: "Please tell us your honest opinion about a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world". The survey was a failure. In Western Europe, they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what 'honest' meant. In Africa, they didn't know what 'food' meant. In China, they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In the Middle-East, they didn't know what 'solution' meant. In Southern America, they didn't know what 'please' meant. And in the United States, they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
erm sure i'll tell you something that really did happen to me: i had an awful dream of being in a sports marathon and just as the dash started my alarm went, well i woke up with my legs still moving in a running motion covered in sweat for the following 2-3 days my muscles were so sore i could hardly sit down T-T before that i couldnt even imagine the posabillity of acting things out in your sleep so to anyone who speaks or walks in their sleep i friggin run marathons in it >.>
Hmm, something funny... How about the fact that most of the comments here are still ty or thanks even though you said to write something else instead ;)
thanks!
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Icy Tower main menu song very badass
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The CIA, the FBI, and the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later dragging a badly beaten bear. The bear is screaming, "Okay, okay! I'm a RABBIT!! I'm a RABBIT!!"
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Last month, the United Nations conducted a worldwide survey. The survey was very simple, as there was only one question: "Please tell us your honest opinion about a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world". The survey was a failure. In Western Europe, they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what 'honest' meant. In Africa, they didn't know what 'food' meant. In China, they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In the Middle-East, they didn't know what 'solution' meant. In Southern America, they didn't know what 'please' meant. And in the United States, they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
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lol
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lol
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But who was phone?
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$@|_
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erm sure i'll tell you something that really did happen to me: i had an awful dream of being in a sports marathon and just as the dash started my alarm went, well i woke up with my legs still moving in a running motion covered in sweat for the following 2-3 days my muscles were so sore i could hardly sit down T-T before that i couldnt even imagine the posabillity of acting things out in your sleep so to anyone who speaks or walks in their sleep i friggin run marathons in it >.>
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Thanks
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I have no dreams... ;_; I'm a parrot.
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We have new pope!
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Yes, Chico Pope.
Thanks Mr. Goose.
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...and he is Argentinian
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I was hoping for a different choice, but the one chosen is alright. Much better than some of the others! yikes
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Nope.. can't... sorry :( Just the usual thanks :)
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Thank You! ^_^
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song4u XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKDxvVom64c
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thx a lot man!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Civil_War
_ >.<
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Once I crossed a river, and suddenly it struck me - I'm a duck.
Thanks anyway!
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Hmm, something funny... How about the fact that most of the comments here are still ty or thanks even though you said to write something else instead ;)
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Funny thing: Other day while playing l4d2 versus the teams kept restarting the chapter xD it was like deja-vu.
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Thanks a lot!
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Thank you! :)
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Thanks bro!
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Almonds are members of the peach family.
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Thanks
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thx
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