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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

also please non of the thank you stuff that's just annoying if ya don't got a joke a thank you is worse than saying nothing

i dont know jokes :(

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Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A. He knocks on the door but forgets to come in.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A little boy and a clown are walking through a forest. The little boy looks around and says, "Gee, it sure is scary in here".
The clown looks at the boy and says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!".

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Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
Because you will get Jurasskicked!

'So i heard this one lately..

''If I make you breakfast in bed, A simple' Thank you' is all I need. Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' Nonsence.''

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The little camel asks his mother:
Mum why do we have these big humps?
Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can
drink.
And mum. Why do we have this large fur?
Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don't feel cold.
And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs.
Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot
sand.
But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."

Thank you!

I can't say a joke, but you ask to not say thank you so i will say nothing!

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Thanks for the chance !

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How did Harry Potter go down the hill?

Walking.

jk... Rolling.

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