I recently bought soul in chat. At first he did not want me to sell. I started with 5rub (16 cents) and raised the price to 33 cents. In the end, the man said that he did not need the money. Long time I tried to find out what he needs. It turned out that she (to use a lot of female endings) wants to meet with her friend. I promised that they will meet, for it is her soul will be mine. Immediately began to give up their words. She said that a meeting is needed now, not in several years. But the date did not call it! I hope so can buy the soul and when I go to hell I can pay off her soul, and I live a little.

Why am I writing this? I added this news in vkontakte (Russian equivalent of Facebook) at 5:55. It was very strange, but funny.