But Srsly, I hate you guys for even agreeing to this. I mean I'm stupid to suggest this in the first place, but that's besides the point.
Oh, and here is a story just to make up for..... This abomination of a giveaway.
I was walking to lunch one day, going to check out the new deli a few blocks away. All of a sudden, we heard shots coming from across the way. A police officer was across the block screaming "SNIPER GET DOWN!" So I did.
My coworker had already gotten a head start on me, so he was further down the block. I noticed he was now on the ground, holding his stomach, bleeding. The police officer tried to run over to get him, but he was quickly turned away with a BOOM from the sniper, which forced him to take cover.
I noticed the sniper was across down the street on top of the other building. Lucky for me I had planned to go bowling after lunch, so I had my ball with me. I ducked into the building near me, ran up the stairs and up to the top of the roof. I noticed the sniper, but luckily he didn't notice me.
Using the skills I acquired in this game, I dropped the bowling ball off the roof, it bounced off the railing to the fire escape, down a construction ramp, and a perfectly timed subway car came by, the heat from the grate raising the ball back up again. The man in the building across from mine, obviously another Bad Rats fan, saw what I was intending to do, and hit the bowling ball with his baseball bat, flinging it toward the sniper, knocking him unconscious.
The paramedics were able to save my coworker from dying. Thanks Bad Rats!
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O_o
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Nice story and thanks for your generosity ;)
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Interesting story. Glad your co-worker is still alive :)
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Not my story to tell.
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Oh, then let me correct it. Glad their co-worker is still alive :)
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Bad Rats > Paramedics
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I'd enter, but I'm afraid of winning.
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bad raaaaats
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Good game, good giveway
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thx! :D
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Got it. Thanks so much! gag6357, I truly appreciate your kindness.
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