I once heard my refrigerator talking to me. Every time I opened it, it would say, well, I can't quite express it in writing, but it was kind of this rattling sound; it was like a bunch of bottles or something. But I knew what it was saying. It was saying, "I am parched."
So one day I dragged inside this water hose from my yard, opened the fridge, and hydro pumped water into that thing for a solid twenty minutes. And it was super effective.
Now it's making even stranger noises, but this time I'm pretty sure it's telling me it needs a nose job. I told it I don't have the money for that, and so that's basically where we stand at the moment on things.
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Never noticed a nose on my fridge. Is it an American fridge thing perhaps?
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No, American fridges are just like yours. I'm just as puzzled as you are as to why it asked for such a thing.
Also, your avatar looks exactly like my cat. That's uncanny, but in a fun way.
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Maybe I also look exactly like you. Who knows...
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Indeed. You could be my exact doppelganger. If that were true, would you consider teaming up and going around the world screwing with people's minds just for our own personal amusement?
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What not. I'm already screwing with mine.
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Groovy. I'll have my people contact your people and they'll figure out the logistics of it all.
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
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thank you. God bless you
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Thanks :)
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Thank you!
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Thanks and good luck everyone!!!
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