thx

Thank you!

thx

It's annoying to use metaphors when talking to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally.

Hope your day gets better :(

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa

Thanks, it is not turkey mucus ;)

Thanks!

After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says WTF!

Thanks. :)
I'm afraid I can't find a good joke in English. It's not my native language so what I know probably does not make sense in English. Sorry.

Thanks!

Thanks for the chance! http://i.imgur.com/CfY5zAL.jpg

I'm not so good with jokes, so i'm compensating with pics :)

Learning magic

Get on with it!

Thank you good sir!

I'm sorry, I got nothing funny to say.

Thanks!

Dota player and LoL player meet in a bar. Dota player remarked about how much better Dota2 is compared to LoL.

The LoL player couldn't deny.

Thanks ^^

Thanks!

I was once hired to play the piano for the trickster god's birthday party. Everything went smoothly, until I was fired when everyone realized I wasn't able to hit the low key.

I know it's a kinda lame pun, but I still laugh so much when I hear this one.

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Where ever you go there you are.

Thanks

Thank you, biodelic, Rock of Ages looks like a neat game.

Thanks, biodelic for the chance to win this game

thanks

Thanks for the chance :D