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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair. :3 Thanks for the opportunity!

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I don't have anything funny to share. =[

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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This is my favourite joke:

One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope.
On the first hole, Bob hits the ball into a sand trap.

"Damn, I missed." says Bob.

The Pope says, "You shouldn't say that, it is bad."

Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water.
"Damn, I missed." says Bob again.

The Pope says, "Don't say that, next time you do, God will strike you
down with a lightning bolt."

Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short
of the hole. "Damn, I missed." says Bob once again.

The Pope looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a
lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope.

God's voice echos, "Damn, I missed."

Hope it made you laugh ! :D

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What's the most short joke of the world? Poland scores goal! :D ( No offense, it's only a joke )

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One Saturday evening the door bell rang. Bubba answered the
door, where he was greeted by a young man with bad case of acne.

The boy smiled, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here to pick
up Flo. We're going to see a show. Can she go?"

Bubba shook his head, and told his daughter to have a nice time.

A short time later there was a knock at the door. Upon opening
the door Bubba was greeted by another pimple faced boy who smiled
and said, "Hi, my name is Eddie. I'm here to pick up Betty.
We're going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?"

Bubba shook his head, and kissed his daughter good night.

No sooner had Bubba sat down that the bell rang again. Bubba
opened the door to be greeted by a boy with clear skin who said,
"Hi, My name is Chuck." With that, Bubba shot him.

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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why hes crying. The old man says,Im retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day
The young man says, Well then why the hell are you crying!?
The old man replies, I cant remember where I live!`

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