What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

• A penguin rolling down a hill.

What's black and white and giggles?

• The other penguin that pushed him.

What's brown, has a hump and lives at the South Pole?

• A very lost camel.

A 911 operator gets a call from a man.

Man: My friend and I were hunting and he got shot! I think he's dead!

Operator: Are you certain that he's dead? I need you to make sure.

The operator hears a loud gunshot.

Man: Okay, NOW I'm sure. What next?

Three doctors are talking about death.

The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”

“Hey,” adds the cardiologist, “that’s not a bad idea, I’d love my tombstone to be shaped as a heart…”

The gynecologist is silent for a bit, then says, “I think scattering of the ashes is my option.”

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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