I was hoping that one of the first 10 comments would have made me laugh, but turns out no pun in ten did.
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The question should probably be "are you sober yet?"
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i searched on google if llamas can drink alcohol and i didnt find an answer :(
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Scary pauses in Shakespearean verse were also known as the silence of the iambs.
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Einstein did a theory about space....about time, too!
What do you get if you cross a wild cat with Maroon 5? "Moves like Jaguar"
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Did you hear about the drunk who married the brewer's daughter?
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
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God damnit. I don;'t get it, and I know it's my fault.
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What the nurse tell you when you exit the sperm bank?
"Thanks for cumming"
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I named my printer Bob Marley because it's always "jammin'".
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A marathon runner with bad shoes suffers the agony of defeat.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Need an arc?
I Noah guy!
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I was staying around to because I wanted to see if I could make up a good pun. Unfortunately, this is what I could come up with. I apologize in advance for the really shitty pun.
I asked my friend why he wasn't online today. He said he had to blow off some steam.
Again, sorry. :) I'm going to leave now.
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- I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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Aww, I do this occasionally, but it has to be spontaneous as I cant think of anything rite now..
What does the PUNisher, a PUNk and a PUNny street dog?
they all ate puncakes for breakfast!
I know, I know! XD
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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
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a cat visited us today, but when my dog saw him then he rushed fullthrottle his way
cat had a deathwish I'd say
could had escaped but decided to stay
so story might still be okey...
schrodinger cat is all I can say!
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you're hard to please, chump XD
didn't your mother teached you that other people might just have feelings?
I'm joking, keep doing what you do, drinking, insulting and picking hookers dressed like lambs (?)
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My mother ony taught me how to work a shaft, and she wasn't even good at that.
Sorry mom!
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Not last night, but the night before, there were three monkeys come to my door. One had a fiddle, one had a drum. One had a waffle stuck to his bum.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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This is new, fresh (to me, at least) and poignant. Thank you for this.
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"I’m glad I know sign language. It’s become quite handy"
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in the land of 1001 nights stories, there was a rich king and a beautiful girl. the king want to marry her but first he have to fulfill the girl's 3 wishes.
The Girl : first , i want 1000 sacks of gold !
The King : 1000 ? thats too little !, i will give 5000 for you.
The Girl : second, i want a huge palace !
The King : How many rooms that you want ?
The Girl : (giggling) okay then, my last wish is My husband must have 1 Foot "Rod" !!
The King : (sighing with sad face ) Okay, i will "CUT" it
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Wtf is this? a fable? I can't be arsed with this!
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something was annoying an arms dealer which then talked with his 'private' doctor; turns out he was now shooting blanks...
it's so bad.. it deserves a punishment!
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Go to bed, assholes. I gotta work early. You guys are fucking this up for me.
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This is a pun thread. make a pun.
When Isaac Newton gets thirsty, he has a cup of graviTEA.
The flatworm punished his son for slicing itself in half, he was a real disciplanaria.
Yup. Making bad puns in this thread.
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