Write your own Viking epic! (Jotun GA)

I have a dream... it's about my name well it's more a song

Stoneface dog, swirling fog, gates open on the dark dark night
Standing stone, skull and bone, dead witness to an unseen fight
Beat the drum, beat the drum, beat forever on the endless march
Stricken dumb, cut and run, someone is screaming and the sky is dark

Sword and shield, bone and steel, rictus grin
Deaf forever to the battles din

March or croak, flame and smoke, burn forever in eternal pain
Charge and fall, bugle call, bone splinter in the driving rain
Horses scream, Viking dream, drowned heroes in a lake of blood
Armoured fist, severed wrist, broken spears in a sea of mud

Sword and shield, bone and steel, rictus grin
Deaf forever to the battles din

Mother earth, mother earth enfold you in her cold embrace
Sinking down, killing ground, worm crawling on your cold white face
Win or lose, nought to choose, all men are equal when their memory fades
No one knows, friends or foes, if Valhalla lies beyond the grave

Sword and shield, bone and steel, rictus grin
Deaf forever to the battles din
Deaf forever to the battles din

Now you know how I got my name but can you name the band lol

Fár bregður hinu betra ef hann veit hið verra.
Where fault can be found, the good is ignored.

This one speaks true.

Just wanted to bring Heroine's Quest to your attention. It's given free in steam, and it's reminiscent of the oldschool Quest for Glory series.

The concept yeah, you guessed it, a Viking era epic with Norse mythology, with Jotun, Odin, Loki etc etc. :) I had an amazing time with it and played it more than once cause it supports different choices per playthrough depending on the class you pick. xD Great ending too. Honestly this game is too good to be given for free.

I am pretty sure you meant these Vikings.

Q: Did you hear about the joke that Teddy Bridgewater told his receivers? A: It went over their heads.

Q: Why can't Teddy Bridgewater use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver.

Q: Why does President Obama want to send Vikings QB Christian Ponder to Syria? A: The CIA are convinced Christian is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad.

Q: Why are Brett Favre Jersey sales figures misleading? A: Most of the sales are by Packers fans looking to burn it!

Q: What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common? A: Neither has a title!

Q: How do you know the Minnesota State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Minneapolis. A: For the first offense, they give you two Vikings tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q: How many Vikings fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in Green Bay's shadow!

Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Q: How cold is it in Minnesota? A: So cold the junk on Brett Favre's cellphone started to shrink!

Q: What happened after Brett Favre was fined for inappropriate behavior towards a former Playboy model? A: His wife took half of everything he owns!

Q: What did the Vikings fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

Q. How are the Vikings like my neighbors? A. They can't pick up a single yard!

Q: Want to hear a Vikings joke? A: Adrian Peterson!

Q: Why is Mike Wallace like a grizzly bear? A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

Q: What do the Vikings and the Post Office have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sundays!

Q: Why can't Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for breakfast? A: Whenever they get too close to a "bowl" they choke!

Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief.

A bump so you Vikings who have just returned from the seas can see this thread!

In my area in Southern Italy, during the rule of the Byzantine empire, were settled some veterans of the Varangian Guard and they appear in notarial acts with the surname "Baraggos" or "Varangos" as owners of small plots of land. Viking farmers, basically.

Last bump. One day left.

Only Viking I acknowledge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMQcy8cTJoA

The viking's approach is to say yea to life, but embrace the death as well.
Gloomy much? v_v