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Mighty puzzle: Insults!

Please note that this genuinely is a puzzle, and there is logic to it. Generic insults won't be accepted as answers.

Update: itstoohard seems to be down again. I'm looking for an alternative site to recreate the puzzle there. If you know any, please let me know.

Update #2: there's 22 hours left, and ITH isn't back yet, so I'm posting the one question the puzzle had here. Feel free to add me (steam profile) if you think you've got an answer, I'll try to respond to requests as soon as I can. Please don't post your answers here, as they might spoil the puzzle for others. I also won't give any more hints through chat than I did here (read below). Before adding me, though, do please try the ITH link, maybe it'll be back sometime soon. So here goes:

Question: Go on, insult me! (And to reiterate: just some random insult won't work.)

Hint: if you already tried the 1st, try the 3rd.

11 years ago*

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bumping for bought already but still tried to solve the aforementioned puzzle

11 years ago
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Does the puzzle want me to actually insult it or...

11 years ago
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Bump for solved

11 years ago
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Bump for solved! Thanks! :D

11 years ago
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Bump for solved ;)

11 years ago
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The thing I thought did not work'-bump ;s

11 years ago
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Insults and a puzzle? Sold!

11 years ago
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Well, I tried several of the Fightint insult ingame, none of them work.
So I guess I'm missing something, any help?

11 years ago
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bump for solved!

11 years ago
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bumped for interesting insults

11 years ago
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thanks for the insults

11 years ago
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my fav puzzle ive ever solved lol

11 years ago
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Awesome, I'm glad you liked it :)

11 years ago
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Yarrrrr! Can't find right insult for your ridiculous attitude! >:C

11 years ago
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Finally! I almost gave up. =D

11 years ago
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Thank you bump... Your father smelt of elderberries! :)

11 years ago
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Bump

11 years ago
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bump for solved :)

11 years ago
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bump for ... itstoohard down again ;_;

11 years ago
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I'll recreate the puzzle somewhere else, I just need to find a good alternative to itstoohard. No luck yet with google, it keeps coming up with crossword generators and such. Does anybody know a site I could use?

11 years ago
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this^

11 years ago
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can I keep guessing?

is it "assbutt"? there are just so many insults in the world

11 years ago
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If all else fails, you guys can add me on steam, and I'll ask through chat. It's just the one question, anyway. So you can keep guessing there if you want to, but please don't do it in the thread, since that might spoil the puzzle for others.

I want to wait a few hours still, though, maybe ITH comes back soon. If not, I'll post another update that you can add me.

11 years ago
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its ok, I was kidding....unless buttass is close?

11 years ago
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I know, I know.. but maybe another one of your guesses might be closer :D

(these weren't, I'm afraid)

11 years ago
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damn. though I had it for a minute there

11 years ago
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that will make a lot of people add you and insult you...

11 years ago
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I know, but there's not much else I can do, and I don't think it'd be fair to exclude people just because ITH is down.

11 years ago
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Can you start posting the question and the hint here please?

11 years ago
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All right, question is in the op now. The only hint I will give was already in it :)

11 years ago
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added you

11 years ago
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Okay, can i add you? because i dont see an add to friends button on your steam page <.>

11 years ago
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Hmm, two people have added me, I'm not sure why you might be having trouble. I'll add you.

11 years ago
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bump for solved, hint helped, thanks :)

11 years ago
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6 hours left and ITH is back up bump.

Sorry to anyone who I couldn't get back to- I fell asleep. Hopefully you can now solve the puzzle on itstoohard :)

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Closed 11 years ago by bananasloth.