So I was making breakfast, and when I was about to start making coffee, I realize that the coffee jar was empty, and I only had decaf left.
I mean, why would I even buy decaf in the first place?
And no money for coffee means... well, no coffee, I'll tell you when I get my caffeine, see you guys.

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Cool story bro.

1 decade ago
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You expected some giveaway? Too bad! It's just me, Araita!

1 decade ago
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I was expecting a more dramatic story. Why does Decaf exist? defeats the purpose of coffee no?

1 decade ago
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Why does non-alcoholic beer exist?

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touché

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"touché" is useful when someone makes a point and someone else makes a good counterpoint.

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Touché.

1 decade ago
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If I don't know why people drink decaf coffee I'm hardly going to know why people drink non-alcoholic beer.

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Read Mallorn's reply below.

1 decade ago
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Because people like the taste but don't want to get drunk... bwhahaha... Seriously, my last beer always tastes better than my first beer (real beer) and getting drunk is a very nice bonus.

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always have anfetamin ready

1 decade ago
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No morning coffee = end of days D:

I can sympathize, godspeed on your coffee quest!

1 decade ago
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Be creative, there are plenty of things in the household to get the same high with.

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like?

1 decade ago
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It's time to start drinking tea, mate.

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It's just not the same!
And only tea left in the kitchen is kind of relaxing, so that's a no.

1 decade ago
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Well you are the one who bought decaf. You clearly hate yourself & wanted to suffer. Are you sure you're not just coming out as a masochist to the SG community?

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I think it was for a recipe or something, it's been there for ages.

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dont ya have coca cola somware ???? works as good and tastes mutch beter o and eat the pitza from yesterday

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Nice grammar

1 decade ago
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Thanks for Skyrim!

Now seriously. Can't you get a mug somewhere on the go? Or maybe one of those deadly coffes from a vending machine

1 decade ago
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ewww... deadly vending machine coffee....

1 decade ago
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just had my fix and it was AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!

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Caffeine is a lie, don't believe in it! I drink 'fake-coffee' every morning and gives the daily boost for me as well. Oh, and the spoon doesn't exist either!

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This is why tea is much better. :)

1 decade ago
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An apple can wake you up more effectivly than a coffee, just saying...

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Apples cost more than mediocre coffee though.

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Cocaine can wake you up MORE MORE MORE EFFECTIVELY than coffee, but it's also too expensive

@Certainly Not A Cop: Who wants to join my cocaine party? :D

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I don't understand why we can't buy it on markets, it seems obvious world would work better if everyone snort a line of cocaine each morning.

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Two options:
1)Switch to tea, which is much better and more awesome as you can pretend to be fancy pantsy in front of your friends whenever you go out to a coffee bar
2)Stop drinking coffee. Your breath won't smell like dog shit, your teeth will be white AND all the women will want you and all the men will want to be you.
3)Just go and buy some more coffee bro and flush that decaf down the toilet! Caffeine or death!

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I always love morning tea. Flavored black tea (vanilla or peach) with milk.

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+1

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+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for tea XD

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You are such a sir!

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Personal favourites:
-Green tea with Mango, or manderine, no milk.
-Black tea with liquorice, no milk either, screw that.

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+9001

1 decade ago
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i don't drink any other hot drink than a nice cup of earl grey tea ^_^

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Caffeine is like drugs man! Look what you've become!

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Or you know... It is a drug.

1 decade ago
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invite your neighbor for a coffee!

1 decade ago
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haha yeah, and ask him to bring his own coffee :D

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best suggestion

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That blows man...I feel your pain, better go buy like 12 5 hour energies just to get you through the day

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First world problems.

1 decade ago
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Because the rest of the world is required to grind to a halt when there is someone less fortunate than you.

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I'm sure African kid have more serious problems than this!

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I'm sure >90% of them can't write them on internet. And less on this forum (for the requirements to register).

1 decade ago
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Meh, not drinking coffe for 3 years now. I'm fine :D

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Come to my house, I'll make you some premium coffee.

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I'll get there on my premium private jet.

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It'll be warm when you arrive.

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Can i come too? I'll bring premium tabloids.

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I'm sorry, the premium coffee is only for premium SG members. :(

I do have a nice Columbian dark roast though.

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But... But... I am premiumish...

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i can bring premium biscuits and cookies

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comprate una coca-cola y asunto resuelto

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No es lo mismo.
Simplemente, no es lo mismo.
El café esta rico calentito, la cocacola no, y no es buena tomarla por la mañana D:

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a mi de hecho me cae pesado el cafe por la mañana prefiero por la tarde XD
y una coca helada casi congelada es perfecta para despertarse

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I like decaf :(

Caffeine makes me shake.

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o,o cmon its just coffee... if you wouldnt have vodka yeah you would be fucked, but now without coffee? you can life without it believe me

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I think not being able to live without vodka is a slightly larger problem that not being able to live without coffee. o_O

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He's young... He can be an alcoholic and socially accepted. One day when we will meet him, he's gonna ask us îf we want fries with that, in a raspy voice, with shaky hands and smelling of cheap booze.

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yea your eff'd, you might as well put your balls in a tigers mouth. your done for

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Closed 1 decade ago by Araita.