What say you?
You will need to start by:
Demonstrating your value, followed by:
Engaging her physically, and then:
Nurturing her dependence, and then you must:
Neglect her emotionally, after this, you:
Inspire hope, and finally, you:
Separate entirely.
Follow these steps and she will love you forever.
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Oh, girlfriend, haven't had one of those in a long time. To be honest I thought that they went extinct or something. Maybe I should try catching one, they're tasty, specially with chocolate sauce.
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You can always spend Valentine's Day like Han
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Solo
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Do you love me?,
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I always called her Palmela.. No wonder she has forsaken me :(
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and the she says 'sorry i'm only into dinosaurs'
unrealistic body standards
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Bumping... please, no grinding.. at least until after a few drinks :P
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[H] Gun Monkeys [W] Girlfriend (You have to go first)
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I was pretty sure, OP would find the GF in less than 50 replies. disappointed.
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That time of the year is almost here, and I need girlfriend! I'm only looking for 1 though and i'll choose who on valentines day!
Update: The Winner is Doom. Thanks for Voting and have a nice Holiday. Now if you will excuse me
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