Something a gamer would never say

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=Games suck

11 years ago
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11 years ago
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I'll kill this boss tommorow.

11 years ago
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I guess you've never played Dark Souls eh?

11 years ago
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Who needs gamesaves anyway? I'll just play it start to finish with one life.

11 years ago
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The Konami code is for LOSERS!
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Don't worry windows, i can wait for you to respond!

11 years ago
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I should go to bed this game can wait till tomorrow

10 years ago
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I'm sad to see Games for Windows being shut down.

11 years ago
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lol

11 years ago
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All is said.

11 years ago
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/thread

11 years ago
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I crie evry tieme

11 years ago
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cool

11 years ago
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Well....I won't say the above statement, but I'm not exactly glad to see GFWL being shut down! Surprisingly I,ve never had any problems with it!

11 years ago
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Somebody give an internet to this guy!

11 years ago
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I'm sad to see Games for Windows being shut down. Can't play Halo 2 multiplayer no more.

11 years ago
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Far from the greatest gaming service ever known to gamerkind, however it does leave ha.ers with games they'll no longer have access too

11 years ago
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+100

11 years ago
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I kinda am, i personally never had any problems with gfwl. While it is still nice to see it get removed from some games, but i am a little worried that i will lose access to some games from devs who are too lazy to remove it or too cheap to hire someone who will.

11 years ago
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"Ohh, I found a pig on my farm? better share that"

11 years ago
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that's how girls game

11 years ago
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And some male facebook users that don't play real games...

11 years ago
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Agree

11 years ago
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dont be a sexist

11 years ago
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Its true! Girls just aren't as good at videogames with their vaginas and skin and whatnot

11 years ago
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you shouldn't let my girlfriend hear you

10 years ago
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you should let my ears hear you

10 years ago
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I can't play today, I am going on a date with a beautiful girl

11 years ago
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I have a social life, I have a girlfriend, being a gamer doesn't mean being an asocial fat fuck doing nothing but gaming.

11 years ago
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I'm writing here, do I have a social life now? :D

11 years ago
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Close enough.

11 years ago
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Hahahaha absolutly agree

11 years ago
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But you are fat.

10 years ago
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I weigh around 60 kg.

10 years ago
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I'm married, I used to date a beautiful girl, now I just have this old lady chasing me around.

10 years ago
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I need to go outside.

11 years ago
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I say this to myself all the time, haha.
cries

11 years ago
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:'(

11 years ago
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You must gather your party before venturing forth

11 years ago
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this.

11 years ago
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You may not have won the internet but here, take this cookie with internet written on it in chocolate.

11 years ago
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I'll take cookies and chocolate any day of the week.

11 years ago
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Great use of BG reference

11 years ago
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+1

10 years ago
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It's dangerous to go alone.

10 years ago
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No, no, a gamer will say this all the time... but just won't do it.

11 years ago
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What is this 'outside' you speak of, stranger?

11 years ago
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i think he means the outernet.

10 years ago
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Outside. A huge MMO, with excelent AI and HD Graphics.

Yeah, i played that one too lol.

10 years ago
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It was too intense for me. Gave me a panic attack talking to the NPCs. Whew, enough of that.

10 years ago
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I like Facebook.

11 years ago
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IM A GAMER AND I LIKE FACEBOOK!!!!
so you are wrong

11 years ago
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you misunderstood the point.

FB addicts , they crave "likes" :l

thx for being mad MR. caps.

11 years ago
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Today's games are so much better than they were when I was a kid.

11 years ago
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Thanks to the Indie-Scene, I´d actually say that now ^^

11 years ago
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aye. That said, you should go check out this indie game called Undertale. It's fucking cool as fuck.

11 years ago
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Nothing will EVER surpass Super Mario Bros. 3 or Super Mario World.

11 years ago
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^this.

11 years ago
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they definitely are

11 years ago
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"I don't care if you don't like what i like"

"nice game everybody"

"if you're new to the game i'll show you how to play"

"hey amazing skill buddy, someday i will play like you"

11 years ago
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+1 Hehe.....I personally may actually say 2,3 and 4, but I won't go out of my way to say 1! XD

11 years ago
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1)pass

2)only if i win

3)i do all the time.

4)i have a friend that can headshot without practice, so i gave up on this and now act like a bot to get close and gun him down.

11 years ago
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+11

11 years ago
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I like steam

11 years ago
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nope.avi

11 years ago
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^

11 years ago
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I will never understand the "gamer" stereotype.

11 years ago
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don't hit on me you silly boys (✿◠‿◠)

11 years ago
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TeeHee XoX

11 years ago
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"Why should I have to use a controller to play a game on PC?"

11 years ago
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But that's exactly what I'm saying. :p

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11 years ago
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I think you misread the question, because that's definitely one thing gamers say all the time.

11 years ago
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Not REAL gamers!
bah-dum-tish!

11 years ago
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EDIT: NVM, was high.

10 years ago
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ITT: People who will never join the "Master Race", those of us whom have been using controllers with PC's longer than it was a common thing for consoles.

10 years ago
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Errr sorry, I was kinda high when I posted that message. Just forget that one, I agree a real gamer wouldn't care whether some one used a controller or KB+M.

My bad...

10 years ago
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I actually think that :P mouse+keyboard its a lot more precise than a controller for fps

10 years ago
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I'd rather talk a long walk today enjoying the nice weather and the fresh air than sit in my dark room in front of my pc.

11 years ago
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I never understood the stereotype of the gamer in the small dark room . What, there isn' t a fucking window to open ? Are you allergic to light ?

11 years ago
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It's to make the coloured LEDs on their gaming mice and keyboards stand out more! Seriously though, maybe the natural light is avoided because it reminds them that time is passing in the real world, dampening their ability to escape reality.

11 years ago
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Wat? Depending on your windows location sunlight is blocked to avoid reflections on monitor. On other times artificial light sources are turned off to reduce energy consumption and because they are also leave reflections and are otherwise distractfull. Gaming 101 people.

11 years ago
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Good point about reflections. However supposedly ambient light behind the monitor helps to reduce eye strain. I wouldn't know though as I don't really get that sort of problem.

11 years ago
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My house has plenty of light in the day, and at night the light in my room doesn't even affect my eyes. I never game in the dark, and my eye's power has always been less than 10.

11 years ago
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How does one measure the eye's power?

I don't think you're talking about dioptre here.

11 years ago
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Just like in Dragonball. Just sense it like Goku. Note - It may go OVER 9000!!!!

11 years ago
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I've always preferred being a dark room when looking at a computer/tv screen.

10 years ago
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I love the way this DRM enhances my Genuine Gaming Experience™, just like the manufacturers said it would.

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wooosh

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Steam is DRM

11 years ago
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What's Steam? :S

11 years ago
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Kid Rock! Fuck! Fuck! Bizkit!

11 years ago
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Who the hell is Valve?

11 years ago
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OMG more DLC, AWESOME !

11 years ago
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lol xD

11 years ago
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This is so true.

11 years ago
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+1

11 years ago
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But I love DLCs :(

10 years ago
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I love it when the game actually comes completed.

10 years ago
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I have enough games (Something I do say though: aww... poor wallet...)

11 years ago
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you keep killing me, this means you're too good for me and I really have to improve

11 years ago
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I've always said you have to play against players who are better than you and challenge you to better yourself! :D

11 years ago
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That's a good point. You have chosen the superior console. Thank you for correcting me.

11 years ago
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lol

11 years ago
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^ This is actually a good one.

10 years ago
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The way I died in that match was genuinely my own fault.

11 years ago
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I have said it a few times and have heard others say it.

11 years ago
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I prefer Origin over steam, as it's more user friendly and orange.
or..
BF4 had an amazingly stable launch, and hasn't crashed once, i love EA.

11 years ago
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i used to love EA, i blame the fifa license and them getting truly epically successful for spoiling them personally

11 years ago
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I don't think ea has EVER released a game that had a stable launch.

11 years ago
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My connection never lags, I'm just bad at this game.

11 years ago
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This game doesn't have enough QTEs in it.

11 years ago
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Here is another one: "I'm fine playing at lowest settings"

11 years ago
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I'm not gamer then. Quite few times played game on my old pc which could barely run it on lowest setting.

11 years ago
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My actual pc has a Pentium Dual Core and a Radeon HD 5450, you can imagine how many times I've said that. Anyway is quite popular the thinking that everybody have a high end pc and lowering details is an unacceptable action that will bring destruction upon this world and will defeat Gaben.

11 years ago
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I am no longer alone...

11 years ago
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Never ever use "defeat" and our Lord Gaben in one sentence again!

11 years ago
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So true...I like to play on lower settings cause it gives smoother experience. And that's what matters in my opinion..

11 years ago
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unfortunatly not everyone has a rig with 3 Titans =/

11 years ago
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I'm fine playing at lowest settings. In fact, I usually always play games at the lowest settings and enjoy it.

11 years ago
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FPS>graphics

11 years ago
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WRONG

10 years ago
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I dislike most high settings. I've played HL2 at least 20 times and never on highest settings. I do also prefer windowed game mode - if a game from 2010 till now does not have that feature its a no can do game for me personally.

10 years ago
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All of you above please consider buying a sarcasm detector for christmas.

10 years ago
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I've been running a 2.0 GHz Intel Pentium (Single core) with an Intel HD graphics card for about 4-5 years now. I love finding games that have the lowest settings possible and am quite happy with it; I'm probably one of the few gamers which considers 4-10 FPS easily playable (at the lowest settings).

Therefore, I am always fine playing at the lowest possible settings!

10 years ago
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Closed 10 years ago by Tzell.