So I just drank beer for the first time

Agreed. Cheap spirits < cheap beer < grape based alcohol < clear spirits < beer/cider < whiskey/scotch < bourbon. There are a few noteable exceptions to that order but that's the gist of it.

Dizzee before you discount beer in it's entirety you should at least try a few different ones, try at least one ale, one light beer, one dark beer, one cider, a mexican one and a german one to cover all the main different flavour variations. And for all of those that don't come from wherever you live, make sure it is fully imported from it's country of origin not brewed under license or else it will invariably taste like watered down piss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cze-3FZJWGg this was it
and btw beer is for real man!!! whatever tastes like pink flamingos farts, just goes for women!

This :)

Shit would also taste good if you get used to it.

Beer is really good with a meal, Chicken / Beef and beer is great.

and there are so many different kinds of beers. Many different flavors. Some beer DOES taste horrible.

If the OP wants alcohol just to get DRUNK, then drink whatever you want. Beer is something you enjoy with a meal or as a way to relax, it isn't for everyone.

Lol, it's not like there is a shortage of beer, you'll hardly drink more because of him.

just grab a 2L bottle

i like beer..don't drink booze anymore though..of any kind.

people drink because they are thirsty. hopefully they choose some healthy, tasteful, refreshing drink. of course there is social drinking and addicted drinking as well. but taking out the addicted, i'd say most people drink healthy, tasteful and refreshing drinks when they are thirsty. for me beer is healthy (in normal quantity), tasteful and refreshing and is my second choice after water. i love bitter tastes.

i can't take coffee it makes me puke and gives me acid reflux ): i might be allergic

Coffee varies in taste also, a crazy amount actually, so many different types, same goes for teas, but then again there are over 3000 types of tea, I wonder if I will get to all of them by the time I die...

I like coffee, beer is completely different thing, It's got bitter taste, makes me wanna throw up if i drink too much.

Try Knob Creek or Jameson, if you want whiskey straight up, tastes much better than Jack. Just don't tell anyone if you use it as a mixer, they'll cry.

It'd be funnier if your grammar was correct.

Grammar Nazi away

I didn't understand shit

+1 ,I only drink the expensive stuff now, can't go back to that cheap mud water! and this I agree with "Some beers taste absolutely gorgeous"

+1

Which alcohol do you prefer? Don't tell me you've been having methanol, it's not healthy for you! Let's just stick with ethanol, shall we?

"u are not a real male if u don't like the beer"

Sorry, wut? So I'm not a real man because I don't drink alcohol? Seems legit.

I am

I hate half of the alcohol on the market because I got extremely drunk from it. Now I cant drink any more of it, it makes me want to puke. But there are still some alcohols that I do enjoy, which is going to be ruined for me pretty soon. Getting off of alcohol, one drink at a time :)

Then what's the point of drinking it then if it takes like 3 bottles to get dizzy and you don't like the taste? Better drink Vodka instead!