I accidentally messed up my life how do I start a new account ;-)

edit: I didn't expect so many serious answers, thank you guys and girls <3

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I think you need to make new steam account and then log in with it, if you meant how to make new steamgifts account

8 years ago
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She doesn't mean that. And don't forget that would be against the site rules (she would be banned permanently from the site)

8 years ago
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oh okay :_:

8 years ago
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Doesn't your account need to be worth at least £200 to be a member here?
Edit, thanks for the gib :D

8 years ago
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sorry, i have to do this xD

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:___:

8 years ago
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xD

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Ctrl + Z

8 years ago
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Step one: get back into your female progenitor's vagina.

8 years ago
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Instructions unclear, wound up in my male progenitor's vagina.

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Sometimes you have to wiggle the cartridge a bit or blow the dust out of it.

8 years ago
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Is it plugged?

8 years ago
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Ctrl + Shift + Esc
End Task

8 years ago
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Move, get a new haircut and style with color, change your hobbies and habits, start going by your middle name.

New Game started!

If that doesn't work, get a tattoo of Alt+F4 and keep mashing them until you see a dark screen appear in your eyes.

8 years ago
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Let me know if you find a way. A new life account would do wonders for my state of mind.

8 years ago
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Well, contact support service ?

8 years ago
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Apply for Witness Protection's Relocation service. That should do the trick.

8 years ago
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we are stuck. we only have one life.
sometimes when we do mistake we got two choices,
live with it
or
fix it

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true. it's as "simple" as that.. :)

8 years ago
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Sadly, I think it's against the TOS to have more than one account.

8 years ago
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  1. Die
  2. Reincarnate
  3. Regain memories of previous life
  4. Use said memories to avoid making same mistakes in the new life
  5. If you screw up again in a different way, repeat from step 1.

Warning:
I caution against going this route.
Most people don't manage to complete step 2 correctly, which makes this very risky

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I think 1. is the only possibility ^_^
or just let time fix things. ha!

8 years ago
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Or find a time machine, and go back to before you messed up ;)

8 years ago
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as I mentioned "life is strange" and "rewinding"... yes please..
I didn't mess up.. somebody messed me up. eh.
oh and the ability to read minds would also be welcome. ;))

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As messed up as we all are would you really want to get into everyone's head?

If one person messed you up that is only one person. Lean on the other people around you instead. They'd rather help you than have you suffer alone.

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Link is not Lean On Me. Am disappoint.

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I'm sorry :( now i feel bad

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not everyone's!! I'd be very picky :3
yes it's only one person. but all the others don't give me butterflies ;333

8 years ago
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I'm sorry, accounts are like the mafia. Once you're in, you're in.

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Fortunately, most of life's mistakes may be fixed or mitigated. Talk to your elders if you want to know how best to proceed. They usually have the life experience to know multiple "good" solutions to life's problems.

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I had moments in my life, I would like to change the past....but if I had this ability in those moments,I would gone probably another path.....a worser one. So looking backwards taking the hard path was all over a good choice.

So we have no save-points, no hacks, no cheats, no "aim-bots", but at least we have a very free kind of workshop/customizing...also a very good GFX, audio, full 3D (for most of us) and so much touch-control

8 years ago
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Don't forget the amazing physics engine...

8 years ago
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Sometimes the situation seems more desperate than it is in reality and talking to someone isn't a bad idea.

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There's no need to make a new account, just start a new save file.

Press 'Escape' then click on 'Main menu'.
You might get the: "Are you sure? Any unsaved progress will be lost". YES / NO
Choose 'YES'
Click on 'New Game'

That's it. Try not to mess it up this time.

8 years ago
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Format your life, that always helps .

8 years ago
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hey, can you send me your old life? <3

yes, this is begging :3

8 years ago
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sure, you can have it :p
(whats the sense? xD)

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science :3

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+1

8 years ago
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alt+f4

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Tried that, not working.

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you can't (doh)

8 years ago
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Just claim an evil clone did the bad things, this way you don't have to bother with any of the other suggestions, and get to keep the good things you did. :-)

8 years ago
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but I did not do "evil" things.. I'm the innocent one in here lol
maybe I should start getting evil

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Something tells me you're going to fail at evil....
But if you really want to start over..... Move :-)

8 years ago
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watch out when I take over the world with my evil plans ...
^_^

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Well at least you're not Austrian >=3

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:)))))))))
who knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 years ago
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Ahhhhhh! Now I might have to hide!

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Edit: Nevermind with context it makes more sense.

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I love Austrians....

-hides-

8 years ago
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I only read the At least you're not Austrian part at first and missed the joke about taking over the world ;)

8 years ago
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I figured that's what happened :-)
I'm a bigger fan of Europe than my own country :-)

8 years ago
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Just don't hide in their cellars, you might not get out any time soon.

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Cut with keeping what went wrong and doing it better next time. Sounds very simply but belief an old man, it´s the best way (or drink alot instead).
Hey, there´s a drop:
One Finger Death Punch

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