ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

Santa has the right idea, only visit people once a year.

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Rick Cook

"No taxation without representation"

"No taxation without representation"

"There are many reasons why I will never go bungee jumping. One is that a broken rubber brought me into this world and there is no way in hell I am letting one take me out of it!"

"If your driving a car, and kissing a pretty girl, and you don't crash, your obviously not paying enough attention to the girl"
Albert Einstem

War is not nice.

• Barbara Bush

http://womenshistory.about.com/od/quotes/a/barbara_bush.htm

Make war not love.

• Destroy all humans

"i would rather be a smart ass then a dumb ass "

On Kim Kardashian...
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. -Rita Rudner

On the everyday life problems...
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.- Jay London

"Interior Cocodrile Alligator, I drive a chevrolet movie theater" :D

"This town needs an enema" - the "original" joker (jack nicholson)

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"sorry if i sturgeon later bro"

-German Steamgifts user.

Cute chick: "Is it cream on your pants or you are so happy to see me?" - Film (cannot recall)

"This post cost me Two dollars and fifty three cents worth in internets." - Gamer Julius

"Started a diet. In one week I lost seven days." - Annonymous

"I HATE being bipolar, it's so FUCKING AWESOME!"

"Last night, I was in my bed, looking up to the stars at the sky and thought to myself: Where the FUCK is the ceiling?"

"Alcohol is a poison, but there are a few thing in me that I want to kill..." Charlie F-ING Sheen

"Ah, fresh meat."

-The Butcher, Diablo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6FDCh2d8V0

"See, it's strange here. A guy in England told me that if you wear an earring in your right ear, which I do, in England, that means you're gay. Is that true? It's weird anyway. See, in Australia, it's when you've got your cock in another man's arse."
Steve Hughes

"You never see a black ghost".
-Karl Pilkington

Lol guys I actually don't have a game to gift.

-OP

Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one."
-Sandy Cheeks

Your face, your ass - what's the difference? -Duke Nukem
aand the second one..
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. -Full Metal Jacket (or something like that)