Cult's PM Inbox Vol. 1

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Cult

Never tell your password to anyone.

Cult: Hmm?

------: hi

------: how are u?

Cult: Good, what's up

------: me too:))

------: man can u give meu discount " rockstar games 50 %" ?)) please

Cult: Sure, what is your steam gifts id?

------: i can propose too any discount :)

------: can?)

------ had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

------: man where are u

Cult: Waiting for your id

------ had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

Cult: Hey

Cult: Ok never mind I guess

------: :)

------ is now Offline.

------ is now Online.

Cult: Dude

------: Why u can't just give a discount?

Cult: I said I would if you can give Me your id

Cult: So you can get a win

Cult: I am trying top do something nice

Cult: That would get you In the private group

Cult: That would get you in the private group

------: hmm

------: okay

Cult: I am http://www.steamgifts.com/user/cult

Cult: Which are you

------: http://www.steamgifts.com/user/------95939

------: that's me

------: and ?

------: what can i do?

Cult: Heh Heh

------: u ban me?

------: hey

------: man

------: u ban me>

------: ?

------: u are moron

------: fucking moron

------: stupid asso

------: ass

Cult: Lol

------: why u ban me?

Cult: Begging a mod

------: omg

------: discount ?

Cult: Also insulting loko

------: that's mod

------: >

------: ?

Cult: Open a ticket

------: omg

------: u funny guy

------: u admin on this site?

------: how

------: create a ticket

------: ?

------: i don't know how

Cult: Go to support

------: and

------: ?

Cult: Create a new thread

------: where

------: i didn't see

------: hey man

------: help me

------: be good

Cult: http://www.steamgifts.com/support

------: нгз

------ is now Offline.

13 years ago*

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59 Comments

ErrEff

A disturbing lack of sturgeoning.

Though "stupid asso" is good.

13 years ago

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Cult

STUPID ASSO

13 years ago

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Kyithios

This is why I put as much hate as I can into the word "Foreigner."

13 years ago

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a100Axolotls

Because of misspellings? Your life must be pretty miserable.

13 years ago

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ZPavelZ

mmmmmm "Zero tolerance for racism", yeah.

13 years ago

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Flanlord

We are all foreigners.

13 years ago

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TheBigDawg

But...but..how can you not love "Foreigner"?

13 years ago

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thetallness

Like this?

13 years ago

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SimonSays

THIS STUPID ASSO FOR DEMO

13 years ago

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oupi

http://www.bloodbuster.com/images/products/asso2.jpg

13 years ago

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lokonopa

I remember him from earlier. Though, I didn't get nearly as far before he started to call me a moron. Sigh.

13 years ago

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gtjio

"Stupid asso", huh? Not quite the same as calling someone a "dumb pricku" o:

13 years ago

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D33J

n00b got pwnd, love it!!

13 years ago

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beastt

power triping cunt..

13 years ago

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Cult

You've made some awesome giveaways, and This is totes me

13 years ago

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beastt

meh ..

13 years ago

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Cult

Really, I adore CRPG's. TW2 is nice, and I've had my eye on Risen.

13 years ago

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beastt

nice ratio to giving to taking tho a ...

13 years ago

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InsertCookiesHere

That picture has always freaked me out because aside from the glasses I know someone who looks EXACTLY like that. I swear it could be his picture.
He doesn't much fit the nerd stereotype though.

13 years ago

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TheBigDawg

I know a guy like that too.

Guy's a moron sometimes though. At some point he got his Facebook account deleted because he decided to upload nudes of himself to it. Worst part was this was when the Feed would post every image when someone uploads multiples so even if you didn't want to see it you were forced to.

13 years ago

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jbrown87

Didn't know Gollum was a centerfold star

13 years ago

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lokonopa

For future reference, I was the one that suspended you.

13 years ago

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MaximumBunny

Lol, these are pretty hilarious. :)

13 years ago

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Andreakoss

Looks awesome lol.

13 years ago

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Hisuichan

u funny guy

13 years ago

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Reelix

нгз is Serbian for "ngz"

How this is relative, I'm not quite sure ;D

13 years ago

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Alchemistlord

It's always good to learn something, lol.

13 years ago

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simonli2575

I assume it's the short term for n-g-rs

13 years ago

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CaspianRoach

"нгз" are russian keyboard layout keys on top of "yup"

13 years ago

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ilzombie

thanks

13 years ago

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Crossbourne

SRY IF I STURGEON LATER BRO

13 years ago

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MeHoW

Cool story bro

13 years ago

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thejadefalcon

Please, for the love of all you believe in, keep these threads coming.

13 years ago

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Stalyn

When is the Collectors Edition Audio Book for this coming out?

13 years ago

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satoru

The Siri narrated version will be available later 2012

13 years ago

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simonli2575

Just curious, what will you see when you get banned?

13 years ago

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Veidali

Start begging Cult and you'll see

13 years ago

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DuckieMcduck

It says something like "Oops, you're banned, go cry about it on our support section".

13 years ago

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satoru

Seriously how do you guys put up with this nonsense. Sure reading this stuff is amusing to us, but I have to remember this is probably just the 'tip of the iceberg'. I can only assume you get buried under all sorts of crap like this daily. Props to all the admins and try not to lose too much faith in humanity as your soul slowly erodes under the crushing waves of stupidity that is the Internet.

13 years ago

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PointOMan

13 years ago

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Cult

You have no idea how much we get. Also, remember we're unpaid! I find keeping a sense of humor about everything makes it much easier.

13 years ago

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Taerdin

Brilliant. Thanks for posting :)

13 years ago

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Tiny

Probably a silly question, but how come he needed to tell you his ID, can't you see the ID of the person you are talking to?

13 years ago

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Virzeth

That was a Steam chat (it starts with Never tell your password to anyone), and Steam and Steamgifts IDs can be different.
For instance, you are Tiny here and abibu there.

13 years ago

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Onomatopesha

I love you

you just made my day with that one, always nice to see stuff like this.

13 years ago

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GoldenLiar

rofl poor guy hope this serve as a warning for other beggers

13 years ago