History buffs and victims of a so-called humanist education often dream of visiting a period when Greece experienced a golden era. While it's very doable with a time machine trustworthy single seater models like the Hawkins 500 or the Wells EL01 cost in the 70-90 million range even on the used market.
http://www.usedtimemachines.com/used-time-machines.html

With Assassin's Creed Odyssey I offer you a cost effective alternative where you can side step the scrutiny of time police and get a good impression of classic Greece from the comfort of your couch without risking to change time lines.

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Interesting page... but isn't that Panasonic Parsec 9000 a proton pack from Ghostbusters? I feel like selling experimental particle accelerators as time machines is a bit irresponsible from them.

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The Parsec 9000 is an unreliable POS and time range limitation to +/- 100 years makes it unusable for the intended era.

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I mean, it might dig a hole through reality and allow you to time travel, or it might just dig a hole through the building you're in and collapse it on top of you.
Also what kinda currency are hearts? Are they, lives?

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This is an excellent game. I have merely 253.4 hours in it since May, 2024. I am 30-40% done with the game, according to achievements. I just "finished" chapter 6/9(?)

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Also what kinda currency are hearts? Are they, lives?

As you can see in the impressum the site will go online in 2518 AD so I guess prices are in galactic credits. For the exact conversion rate in our time line you'll have to contact their nearest sales representative.

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We have some similar looking devices at work. I did not realize they had this functionality! I went to try it out, but there's just too many buttons, I don't know what any of it means and not a manual in sight! 😩

PS: did you mean to make this a group giveaway? :)

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Yes,yes, many objects of our daily lifes have hidden purposes. For example in cat language cars and trucks are called "Dimensional Transmogrifiers" because they convert three dimensional cats into two dimensional ones (bad joke, I know).

edit: yes, I wanted the giveaway be for People Pleasers but failed to say so explicitly corrected now.

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It's neither a puzzle nor an event. Confused.
If it's a group giveaway, then anyone in the group will see it anyway...

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Let's just say I was confused while you're now and leave it at that.

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