Welcome to HH6auction!

The laziest (and most plagiaristic) event that I've failed to organize so far!

I was going to make a Halloween event to make the final push towards level 10 before I inevitably get banned for something. But due to real life issues I haven't been able to draw the necessary pictures, etc. So here is the piss poor alternative.

THE RULES

The first rule of HH6auction is: You do not talk about HH6aution.
The second rule of HH6auction: You do not talk about HH6auction.
People place their bids in this topic and at some point there will be giveaways.
I don't know what you might bid. Your soul. Somebody elses soul. Be creative.
My beloved bot malevolent cat will may monitor and reply to all bids.
Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes, no panties.
The auction goes on until I reach level 10, until I run out of keys or until I get bored.
Eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at HH6auction you have to fight vote potato.

FAQ

I posted a bid but nothing happened!

Yeah, sometimes I buy a lottery ticket and nothing happens. Deal with it.

How many auctions there will be? When the event will end?

How long is a piece of string?

Does your bot cat sleep?

Yes, for about 20 hours per day.

Why isn't this as spammy as that other auction?

I'm lazy.

I don't meet the requirements for a giveaway.

Then it was an aspirational giveaway.

Will there be any hidden giveaways?

I never make hidden giveaways.

AFTERMATH

I have now stopped posting giveaways. I thought I'd stopped but then I remembered I had DIG credit, etc. It would have gone on a lot longer but Fanatical ended two sizeable bundles before I grabbed them. What was learned was that I am really bad at organising SG events. Apologies for all the comments I didn't reply too. Respect to the crazy people that unexpectedly posted extra giveaways, I'll try and remember and reward them somehow. I've been trying to behave myself lately but I've had a difficult few weeks and I'm currently drunk enough to be watching Glee and enjoying it. And also I just got an e-mail about a photobucket update that means I have all my favourite GIFs and reaction images that I thought I'd lost back...

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Potato?

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Yes
But what about the turnips?

2 bottle caps and a pipe cleaner.

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Your profile picture

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If I say "I'm posting on the HH6auction [Event] thread", does that mean I've broken the rules?

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I don't know, I'm not going to backseat moderate these discussions...

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Can I bid your response, then?

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With that settled, I bid thee adieu!

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haha

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Now if cg bids this domain ...

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Can you draw what you're trying to say?

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Oh! Since when it's been there?

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Happy cake factory sun day!

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Happy cake day!

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I bid nine almonds.

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Wait, are those activated almonds? My cat isn't fussy but I am...

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But but what happens if you break rule 8? Can I bid forgiveness?

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I bid six strands of hair.

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here! five walhalls!

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Exists in Account

quite sure your cat can do better

(imma gonna retry, tho)

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I'll bid 20 pieces of half chewed bubblegum

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my bad luck.

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I bid the time it took me to read the rules

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I bid a handful of recalled meow mix treats

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I bid all the time i spent watching hentai :3

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I bid this ... whatever it is ... I blew out of my nose this morning. It's an unusual color, so it might be valuable.
Oh, and this rock my dog mysteriously dragged into the kitchen for me to step on.

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might be valuable

typical heavenhairs business acumen, grabbed on the fly :(

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I bid one lick!

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I never expected you to be this way

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What way? :3

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Every way

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I bid once crazy wide eyed cat (Meow)

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I bid my last pizza slice.

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I bid 1 bit.

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I bid 5000 Cyber Credits which you can use to buy products for FREE at Harvey's Cyber Market! For all your electronic, informatic and gaming needs, Harvey's has your back!

Buy some of our products now, and depending on the value, you will recieve Cyber Credits which you can exchange for products in our store. And all for the price of NOTHING! Isn't that amazing!?

WARNING: You may need to buy a lot of our products before being able to earn enough Cyber Credits to exchange them for a decent product.

Harvey's Cyber Market: Fulfilling your electronic dreams since 2018. ;)

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...Man, you must not be a fan of Harvey's Cyber Market work ethic, I see. What if I raise it to 10000 Cyber Credits? :)

...okay, I'll show myself out.

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Sixth is my favourite of all rules. I bid my virginity!

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Well that was certainly a surprise...

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:-D
lol

Zum Glück bin ich so ein völlig unschuldiger :-D

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I bid some peace of mind.

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a broken cat

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that explains why she's broken! XD

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one mmm!

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I bid a big THANK YOU for the event ! :)

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It's a bad event and I should feel bad.

recycled choose-your-own-adventure thread meow

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