I don't usually post scam conversations and all, but...

Since I don't get these guys very often, I figured I would record him in the [attempted] act and then show him the video. Sadly, I didn't get the response I wanted.

Video here.
(Sorry for the screen tint, forgot to turn F.lux off.)

Pastebin of the reaction.
(Those 10 minutes were spent rendering/uploading.)

I don't really plan on sending this anywhere, just figured I'd share in case anyone is bored at the moment and wanted to read/watch something.

Here's a giveaway.