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EXTRA NOT-HINTS This next test is impossible.

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Noctis149

Make no attempt to solve it.

  1. One day I woke up to realize I was still dreaming.
  2. 2 plus to makes X.
  3. All your points are belong to me.
  4. I’m fine. In base phor.
  5. Hello! This is the part where I troll you.


PS: The reward for the completion of this test is not cake, Fortix, Horrid Henry or Secret of the Magic Crystals. In other words, it is clearly not worth your effort and, to top it off, it is only for contributors. Don’t try it. You have 2 weeks to successfully resist the urge to not attempt the completion of this test.

Not-hints

Since this test is impossible hints can't help you solve it. So I present to you the not-hints. They will not help you solve it either and, in fact, will make your life even worse, somehow.

  1. This test is actually harder for those that are good with encodings. Why would that be the case? Because they take the wrong approach to solving it.
  2. Be punctual, pay attention to detail and always remember that this test is impossibru.
  3. None of their games have it.
  4. Fillers suck and don't serve a purpose, that is why it is best to ignore them. Likewise, if something doesn't serve a purpose it is filler.
  5. They are mine and I won't give them to you. They will remain safe in my Potato Sack. You should have bought them when you could. My precious, my two potatoes. And you had better not try stealing them, I have photos of zombies and a group of logs protecting them!
12 years ago*

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tobiwan

Stopped at no attempt. Did I win?

12 years ago
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Noctis149

Only the first few who did that won. You'll have to attempt it.

12 years ago
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prostatus

"Make no attempt to solve it."
Done.

12 years ago
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pedopegion

i found it in Forums , looked at title and moved on , clicked on the one beneath it but failed , and clicked this one .
Im also writing this useless comment here.
enjoy it

12 years ago
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Noctis149

It is your destiny to attempt solving it!

12 years ago
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MetalGearSalad

I can't be bothered doing anything here.

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pedopegion

I attempted to solve it

im still attempting

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Noctis149

Keep trying! You are trapped, you can't resist!

12 years ago
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pedopegion

DIS TESTH IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOW POVERFUELLL
CANT RESIST DOING IT EVEN THOUGH ITS IMPOSSIBLE. (read title)

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pedopegion

The Solution is : Failure to succeed?

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Noctis149

And how would that help you find a giveaway? You are new here so it might just be that you are missing one VERY crucial part of the puzzle. Without that part you cannot even begin to solve it.

12 years ago
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pedopegion

Im not a contributor i know but its still fun

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Noctis149

That's not what I'm referring to. Have you even reached the "hard" part?

12 years ago
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solokill2

Huh. Impossible means that it cannot be solved. This test is impossible. Therefore this test cannot be solved. So I won't even TRY to solve it :D

12 years ago
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Noctis149

Then you won't find the giveaway :(

12 years ago
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Noctis149

Bump. No new solvers. One entry.

12 years ago
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Huiggi

Make no attempt?

12 years ago
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Noctis149

Not-hint added.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

A new solver appears! Still 1 entry.

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kt

What a clearly broken test.

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Noctis149

The not-hint I gave is actually very helpful.

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Nohryl

I found the puzzle, but I have no fucking idea how to resolve it.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

It's impossiburu!

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Jams

Will the answer be revealed in 2 weeks?

12 years ago
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Noctis149

The test is impossible. There is no answer. That is the answer, you can have it now.
At the conclusion of the test I will provide a not-answer that will make quitters facepalm.

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Jams

So if 'no answer' is 'the answer', and you just gave it to me now. Does that mean I've won?
That is.. if the answer you gave me is the correct answer. If it wasn't the correct answer, then that would mean there is an answer and you're a liar!

12 years ago
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Noctis149

I never lie.

12 years ago
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Modun

I'm not even going to read what you wrote, or attempt any test you have created.

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Jams

I take it you're good at encodings.

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ZEROice

[suspended]

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Noctis149

No spoilers please. It is a bannable offense. Your are new but that doesn't mean you shouldn't read the FAQ.

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Fliga

So, uh the point is not to try? That seems easy, just block this page so I can't view it hence, cannot start to try the puzzle?

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avery246813579

This sounds like a portal puzzle, I am finding my way to the final conclusion

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BiskutMentega

Hi Noctis. Just passing by here. Have a nice day.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

Hi drillface. Just replying to your comment. Have a good night.
You might be interested in the giveaway. Nothing is impossible in the realm of the Diggle Gods!

12 years ago
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CptChiggs

[suspended]

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Roque

Make no attempt to solve this? No problem, I will never, ever attempt to solve this. It clearly states its impossible anyway.

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Ax6

Nah.. It's too hard nvm

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FapFap

I try it tomorrow, but i see light

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thejadefalcon

Can't believe I didn't see this earlier. Now I have, I'm regretting I did see it. I'm not even gonna try for this one. Good game, Noctis.

Edit: Wait, yeah, I did see this earlier. Few days ago, I think. I had the same reaction then, but didn't voice it. "Oh hell naw."

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Noctis149

It's even more impossiburu than it looks! Yet someone is about to solve it all! I opened a support ticket requesting that you ban him. Solving an impossible puzzle is a paradox and against the rules, you can't let that happen! Protect the integrity of the universe!

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dieselguy

Definitely not trying to solve this, title says it all

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Noctis149

New not-hint added. You must resist!

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Closed 12 years ago by Noctis149.