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EXTRA NOT-HINTS This next test is impossible.

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Noctis149

Make no attempt to solve it.

  1. One day I woke up to realize I was still dreaming.
  2. 2 plus to makes X.
  3. All your points are belong to me.
  4. I’m fine. In base phor.
  5. Hello! This is the part where I troll you.


PS: The reward for the completion of this test is not cake, Fortix, Horrid Henry or Secret of the Magic Crystals. In other words, it is clearly not worth your effort and, to top it off, it is only for contributors. Don’t try it. You have 2 weeks to successfully resist the urge to not attempt the completion of this test.

Not-hints

Since this test is impossible hints can't help you solve it. So I present to you the not-hints. They will not help you solve it either and, in fact, will make your life even worse, somehow.

  1. This test is actually harder for those that are good with encodings. Why would that be the case? Because they take the wrong approach to solving it.
  2. Be punctual, pay attention to detail and always remember that this test is impossibru.
  3. None of their games have it.
  4. Fillers suck and don't serve a purpose, that is why it is best to ignore them. Likewise, if something doesn't serve a purpose it is filler.
  5. They are mine and I won't give them to you. They will remain safe in my Potato Sack. You should have bought them when you could. My precious, my two potatoes. And you had better not try stealing them, I have photos of zombies and a group of logs protecting them!
13 years ago*

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174 Comments
ahnada

Urge resisted... I'm not solving this.

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Sleih

"Make no attempt to solve it"
If you insist, i just going to sit and do nothing.

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weemadarthur

Ok, you win.

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ACorpse

"This next test is impossible."

Am I the only person who hears that as GLADos?

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Noctis149

Totally not.

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Rinarin

I believe you.

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thresher3253

Okay, i won't solve it then.

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glitchmaster93

Read it, thought "Portal 2, awesome. Not gonna try it" And I'm not going to. No use doing the impossible

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Noctis149

You sound like someone with experience in attempting to solve the impossible. Were you successful before?

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glitchmaster93

I have tried quite often, sometimes successful and sometimes not.

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Japponen

I didn't try to solve it. I win!

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elyucaye

Meh, not even going to try lol. Thanks for the puzzle though.

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zolwiciel

"Don’t try it. You have 2 weeks to successfully resist the urge to not attempt the completion of this test."

Yay, i can make myself 2 weeks of peace!

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Toff

o.o You and your imposiburu puzzles. I still remember the mysterious Mr. Fuck You. I'm sure it's really impossible for me. :|

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Noctis149

Mr. Fuck You? Who?

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Toff

How could you forget (last paragraph)?

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Noctis149

Him, eh? If you have such a good memory you might want to give this a try. I wonder if more of his kind will show up this time.

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Glitchy

Oh dear.

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chubbypie

"Make no attempt to solve it."
Done.

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This comment was deleted 5 years ago.

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gabrieldrs

OK... And not a single attempt was made by me in that day...

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Balstadi

Okay. I won't make an attempt to solve it.

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KaOtiCz

Now, nobody is going to attempt to solve it. Me neither. =þ

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evilproof

reads post

not even gonna try

exits tab

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Sakeuon

Funny how nobody wants to try to solve the puzzle now.

Regarding it being a contributor giveaway - how high did you set the bar?

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Noctis149

It clearly says you need to be a contributor.

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Sakeuon

yes, but how much do you have to have contributed?

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Noctis149

Enough to be a contributor, duh.

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Toddy47

Obvious answer is obvious - Come back in 1 week 6 day s and 23 hours for link.

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Noctis149

It will be over by then.

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Shierzhi

Stopped reading at 1. Good enough as a NOT attempt to solve?

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Noctis149

You should have stopped before 1. Now you will be constantly tempted to solve it.

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Ritinsh

impossible

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UniverseCat

DA FUQ?!?!?!??!? HOLY SHIT

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Noctis149

Just to let you know, 2 solvers found the giveaway 2 hours after the puzzle started. It's totally impossible!

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MiniBuscus

I had 1 guess and i know its right http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Troll
But i decided not to try it as the giveaway says to make no attempt O.o
GG noctis but i win this round

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Noctis149

There really is a cake.

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Closed 13 years ago by Noctis149.