EXTRA NOT-HINTS This next test is impossible.

Make no attempt to solve it.

1. One day I woke up to realize I was still dreaming.
2. 2 plus to makes X.
3. All your points are belong to me.
4. I’m fine. In base phor.
5. Hello! This is the part where I troll you.

PS: The reward for the completion of this test is not cake, Fortix, Horrid Henry or Secret of the Magic Crystals. In other words, it is clearly not worth your effort and, to top it off, it is only for contributors. Don’t try it. You have 2 weeks to successfully resist the urge to not attempt the completion of this test.

Not-hints

Since this test is impossible hints can't help you solve it. So I present to you the not-hints. They will not help you solve it either and, in fact, will make your life even worse, somehow.

1. This test is actually harder for those that are good with encodings. Why would that be the case? Because they take the wrong approach to solving it.
2. Be punctual, pay attention to detail and always remember that this test is impossibru.
3. None of their games have it.
4. Fillers suck and don't serve a purpose, that is why it is best to ignore them. Likewise, if something doesn't serve a purpose it is filler.
5. They are mine and I won't give them to you. They will remain safe in my Potato Sack. You should have bought them when you could. My precious, my two potatoes. And you had better not try stealing them, I have photos of zombies and a group of logs protecting them!