The Cake Factory is hiring! [Zero minutes left for submissions! Thanks again everyone!]

The Cake Factory is hiring!

• Cakes? Factories? What is this? Is it your cake day?
  No, it's not my cake day. Yet. Hopefully I'll have something done for my actual cake day, but I'm running short on time. And if I somehow don't make it, I'm pretty sure I'll still get it done this month anyway. But you can help with that by applying for a position at The Cake Factory (see application form below).

• Is this a puzzle?
  No. This is in "Off-Topic", and not "Puzzles", because it is (currently) not a puzzle.

• Are you actually hiring people for a real job? I need work.
  No, sorry. This is a fake job, but it's also a really easy one. I can't promise that you'll be hired, or that the fake job will be any good, but still I'm hoping to get around 60-70ish applicants, maybe more. Good luck, and thank you!

Cake Factory Application Form

[edit] Great responses so far, and more than I expected -- I'll probably leave the form up for about 24 hours before I switch it off, and hopefully you'll see what this was all about on the 13th. Thank you again, everyone! [/edit]