The New Humble Bundle

Hey, Guys and Gals. I gotta admit I love this community and site. This is a great way of gifting and winning games. I just wanted to thank you all for this awesome community. You gotta be wondering why I named this post as "The New Humble Bundle." The reason is that I love the humble bundle to a great extent, giving to charity and/or developers is amazing. I try to get the bundles when I can to support charity and the like. Plus, the deals are amazing. If you are not familiar with this site, then get familiar! What are you waiting for? Go to this site, www.humblebundle.com. I currently do not have a way to buy the bundle online, and was wondering if someone could get it for me? I probably appear as a beggar, don't I? Well, I guess, this is exactly what I am doing. Except, I am not asking this for free. I am willing to trade some games for it.
JC2: Black Market Aerial Pack- Steam
JC2: Bull's Eye Assault Rifle- Steam
JC2: Chevalier Classic- Steam
JC2: Black Market Boom Pack- Steam
JC2: Rico's Signature Gun- Steam
JC2: Monster Truck- Steam
JC2: Agency Hovercraft- Steam
Tomb Raider: Anniversary- Steam
Tomb Raider II- Steam
Tomb Raider I- Steam
Time Gentlemen, Please! and Ben There, Dan That! Special Edition Double Pack- Steam
Alan Wake- Steam
Indie Game: The Movie- Steam
Just Cause- Steam
The Ship - Complete Pack- Steam
Dead Space- Origin
Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box- Origin
Crysis 2 Maximum Edition- Origin
Medal of Honor- Origin
Mirror's Edge- Origin
McPixel- Steam
Thomas Was Alone- Steam
Amnesia: The Dark Descent- Steam
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Uprising- Origin
Borderlands: Axton Trading Card
Left 4 Dead: Hunter, Jockey, and Spitter Cards
Tomb Raider Summer Getaway Cards
I am looking for the Comedy Humble Bundle (Above Average). If you think this is a scam, please, don't. I think I am a trustworthy individual. I have given games away on this website and all of the games have been received on a timely basis. I have traded on SteamTrades and gave games away on this forum even. If you are willing to buy the bundle for me, discuss a trade, or even just friend me on Steam, that would be appreciated. Also, if this trade goes successfully, I will give away another game on this site. It might not be that much, but I am sure someone will appreciate it.
P.S. If I have done something wrong by creating this post, then I will gladly remove it. Thank you for your time.