A Name for a strange knife, ambassador and dead ringer

Ronald Reagan.

Name the knife "helmet". Cause, seriously getting stabbed by a helmet? Spies are sneaksy and all, but, dang, backstab by helmet? That's impressive.

Veni vidi vici

The Poopsock. When you're busy gaming and don't want to get up to defecate, just break out an old sock instead.

Made in china
Designed in california

Oh damn, this can get complex quick, especially thinking up descriptions if you have tags for those. Way too much fun, albeit frustrating sometimes. Anybody can feel free to swipe these.
edit : Okay so many I should stop coming back to edit in more, haha.

Strange Knife :
"The Dirty Hand" - "Not all steel is stainless, as this organ-fluid soaked slicer can attest"
"Sweet Spot" - "Nothing like a spot of Italian acupuncture to cure what ails you"
"Heartbreaker" - "Better to have loved and lost than to have never bled out from your spine"
"Surprise Surgery" / "The Scalpel" - "While you were busy I decided to make the first incision"
"Can-opener" - "And by 'can' I mean 'spine'"
"Ribtickler" - "Perfect for reaching those terminal itches"
"The Messenger" - "When you get to hell, ask them to book me a reservation"

Strange Ambassador :
"The Tryhardian Tactical" - "You would be surprised how angry people get when you actually aim."
"Pocket Sniper" - "For touching gray matter on the go!"
"Duellers Choice " - "You sir have besmirched my honor. I challenge you to headshots at dawn!"
"Kevorkian Roulette" - "Like the russian variety, but fully loaded and for acquaintances only"

Strange Dead Ringer :
"Red Dinger" - "While identical to a Dead Ringer, it adds the pain of vague innuendo"
"Invinci-ringer" - "They can't hurt me if they can't see me!"
"Pocket Possum" - "Watch what I do and follow my lead... permanently"
"Spinebiters Stopwatch" - "BRB, killing you"