Second recruiting wave - Crazy tough hardcore badasses

I'm so tough, that even my cat can kill 10 rats with one hit

I'm so tough that i eat macaroni & cheese without the cheese.

I am so though that i dont need to level up in Diablo 3 ( or any game ) I complete the games on level 1 :D

I use the shower hammer

I'm a badass cus i get unwanted boners all the time !

I'd force-feed a diabetic a candy cane

I gave birth without any epidurals. I'm a man.

i am one bad ass cow mothafaka

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brotha, I hurt people!
I'm a force-a-nature!

I`m so badass that I put toothpicks between my toenails, I kick the wall as hard as I can and I feel no pain

Guess what... I'm still alive in Greece!!!! XD

im so bad ass that i wont waste my time to explaining why im so tough

Being bad ass is too mainstream, all about being super bad ass

I'm so badass that I play super meat boy... WITH A KEYBOARD!

I am so tough i can scare off most badass guys here...well maybe not a few, but most!

I don't even know what you're talking about.

This time I'm gonna track your IP, check you at your ISP, find where you live, find your family, find you. I'm gonna wait you in the bushes, cut your Achile's tendon witha latrge knife drag you on your house where you'll find your family at a meeting in various bondage positions and then kill then one, by one in front of you. I dare you to refuse me again! I double dare you!

Chuck Norris calls me for support

I'm so badass that i came without a boner..

I'm so badass I don't ask to be recruited to a group, they just add me :D

overpower :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p9qTJBZeis

I beated Chuck Norris with his roundhouse kick :P

I'm so hardcore that once, i got to my grandmother's house and DIDN'T EAT.