Second recruiting wave - Crazy tough hardcore badasses

Badass enough to break my arm on my motorbike and having to pull on my arm to put it back right. I have to admit there was a tear or two. True story.

I'm the father of Big Boss

I am so tough I watched 2 girls 1 cup while eating a bowl of chocolate pudding.

I completed Superman 64 in 3 hours.

Well... Im not bad-ass... But I have bigger balls than this guy and this guy combined. The commentator sums me up nicely.. If you add in this guy's balls as well, you maybe getting close to me.

#######Massive, possibly fabricated claim in this post. Well, ok, entirely fabricated. I have great respect for the 3 guys in the videos for pushing themselves and the sports to new levels. Good on you Tyler Bradt, Danny Hart and Sam Hill.#######

I'm so badass I don't need to prove to you how badass I am.

I can breath in space.

I don't know what we're talking about which makes me the most badass for posting in this thread. for realz though, I have no idea what this is.

Im so badass im Chuck Norris' Father.

I'm so a badass that i eat milk and drink cereals (yes you're reading it right) while listening to justin bieber and one direction at the same time without even crying!

Sorry but I'm way too badass for your group...

I'm so tough I listen Epix Sax Guy 25 hours a day!

I'm so tough I eat nails for breakfast... WITHOUT MILK!

I'm so tough, I beat fortix without installing it :P

I Eat Hotpockets Cold

I'm so badass, that my ass smells bad...

im so badass that i didnt used pikachu in pokemon yellow

dunno about you guys, but my ass is good.

Khm, I dont know why, but you should let me in :D

I'm married with children.

I don't need to prove you anything.

i never had a cat. thats how though i am

I force people to endure a death match just to win a game.

Only the tough survive.

I beat SotMC?