I'm so badass that I beat kittens using both of my fists. Most people have some sort of restraint and can only use one fist against those poor defenseless whelps.

I'm so badass I don't need to even ask to be invited to this group...

Thanks for the invite, bitch. I'm so badass I kicked Chuck Norris's ass, it rained, Precious fell into the foot-print and drowned. I'm so badass I had to have a kevlar shield manufactured to protect your mother's cervix. Etc.

I'm so badass i can drink a soup with a knife.

I make rape to everything..

..need more games

I'm already in it, but I don't recall ever posting on a thread like this... I suppose I must be the only legitimate badass in the group then, since I was noticed and invited without having to post on a thread xD

Does this count?

I'm such a bad-ass when I ride my bike I use the road AND the sidewalk whenever I please. Mwahahahaha
But you probably still won't let me in, just like last time

I'm so tough that I iron my shirts, while I'm wearing them

I'm so tough that I can sleep without pillow.

A guy taunted me in a bar.

I broke a bottle and stabbed his face!

....no im just kidding. It didn't break and i ran out as they laughed at me.

I beat SotMC. I want to play Horrid Henry just to say that I did. I am a hardcore gamer.

I see that there are 2 topics. And because im such badass i will copy paste from first one so here it goes.

Im such badass that I slap upstream swimming tuna's with my balls... also I did watch this for 5 hours. You must be total badass to watch this so yea im tough.

I had a long epic fight with a children of three years.

The children beat me.

And i didn't cry, so i am super though badass

I know many of you will doubt of this great feat , that only dedecou the second greatest badass of this world could accomplish.

I WON A STARING CONTEST AGAINST A PICTURE. TWICE!

I also anal'd a few users in the public chat.

I CHALLENGED AN UNARMED MAN TO A BATTLE OF WITS AND WON

I'm so powerful that I don't bother much focusing on what lies ahead in the blink of the 1000 years of blood dropping , but what rather goes on what is the inside of my ass .

I also make music , yep , that's my stuff .

i'm so tough people send me back because i'm overcooked

I'm so tough that i enter all Secret of the Magic Crystals giveaways

I'm so tough that I play Big Rigs: Over the road racing, Revelations 2012, Street Cleaner Simulator, and secrets of the magic crystals all day every day

I am so badass I had an actual gingerbread/shuriken duel to the death, and lived!

If you are tough, you don't say it. Others know it. ;)