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what The fuck did You just fucking say about Me, you little bitch? I’ll Have you know I Graduated top Of My class in the Navy Seals, and i’ve Been Involved in numerous secret Raids On Al-Quaeda, and i have
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over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Yes this actually is a puzzle
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4 Blacklists because people thought this was just a shitpost not a giveaway LUL
The solution was to get a binary code from the first 2 lines, 0 for every word which started with a lowercase letter and 1 for every word which started with a uppercase letter. You get 40 numbers, which in binary converts to 5 characters and that's the giveaway link code.

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Oh look, it's this thread again.

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i'm still fried :P

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beautiful
this is art

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Something for those that came into this thread expecting gibs:

Teddy Floppy Ear - Mountain Adventure: VFPWK-VGTPD-88JJJ (JJJ == PEA)
Teddy Floppy Ear – Kayaking: QHGJ0-D8E4A-EBJJJ (JJJ == 6IP)
Teddy Floppy Ear - The Race: Q22XE-IYBPY-WQJJJ (JJJ = ELJ)

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there are gibs in this thread tho :/

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Got the last one, thanks ^^

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all taken just noticed them

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i seen things like this on youtube before i started to use the no youtube comments add-on.

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What I said was, "Would you like some tea?"

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What with all these clickbait threads lately? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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the last line....

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01000010011101010110110101110000001000000110011001101111011100100010000001110011011011110110110001110110011001010110010000100001

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Bump for solved!

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Bump for Solved !101!

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01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100110 01100101

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bump!

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giveaway will end when this post will be about 3 days old

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I get what I'm suposed to do...I just don't want to do it

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I am trained in gorilla warfare...

banana in the hole! :D

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Bump for beeing innocent

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Bump for solved :)

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I added a hint since only 4 people solved it, you don't need to find a code from the whole text, only from the first two lines of the rant :D

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"No! Not the secret spices! Not the Margarine Corps! Stop riding that Alkaloidum! I don't want to know your confirmed gorilla 300 skills with top zipper!! And Dude!!! You want to wipe ass!?! You gay or something?!! Dude!!!"

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This is not a giveaway, this is puzzle.

Bump for solved

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bump for ship post

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ga ended? what was the answer?

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Just posted the solution.

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nice cool

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