SG member for 1 year!

Gratz'!

wow 1 year and 125 giveaways later...

congrats.

you have a copy of Neverwinter Nights™ 2 Platinum in inventory.... dr00lz and damn

here is a joke. Manchester united :p

Good work on sticking aroind so long. May you last another.
Nothing funny from me, I'm in bed right now.

Merry Christmas

Congratulations on your year! Just heading to bed (Like Delta above me I see!), but I can at least take half a crack at it.
You've probably already seen this, but it's just so adorably cute....
Definitely makes me chuckle

Goodjob mate.. ma you stay with us here for many more years to come. Here is a little joke for you:
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room.

Husband, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Ur wanna laugh huh

How do you kill a thousand flies? whack an abo in the face.

Well done mate.

watch this over and over again

Congratulations and thank you. :) Dance!

Congrats on the 1 year mark! Here's a little something i found funny and a little disturbing too...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mBCZRPrOgzk

this

A joke, eh?
A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and asks the bartender if she wants to hear a joke about blondes. She says sure but to be careful because she a blonde, the woman sitting next to him is a blonde, the waitress is a blonde and also a black belt. "Do you still want to say it? " the man answers "No, I don't feel like explaining it 3 times".

A nice joke?
My life, haha.... oh...

nice :) congratulation

Something to make you laugh.

Congratulations on making it this far. Time to survive another year!

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
A realist sees a freight train.
The train operator sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

Son catches his father putting the condom on.
Son: "What are you doing?"
Father: "Just catching a mouse..."
Son: "Are you going to fuck it?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she doesn't have hands.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.

Just some random jokes that came into my head. I think this is really funny by the end if you haven't watched it yet.

ur welcome Clem

Here

Thanks for the giveaways
And something to make you laugh http://i.imgur.com/KjL4NHw.gif

I had a good laugh with this and this

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

A chinese man, a christian man and an indian man were on top of a mountain. Suddenly, there was a treacherous avalanche.
The Christian man said, "Oh no! We have no choice but to jump down the mountain, praying that we will make it through!"
So then, the Christian man went first. "Oh Jesus! Please let me survive!"
And so he survived.
Next was the Chinese man's turn. He was a Buddhist and so prayed, "Oh Buddha, please have mercy on me!"
And so he survived.
The next day, the Indian's body was found at the foot of the mountain, dead.

He couldn't finish saying his god's name before he fell to the ground.

Here's a funny for you :)