[Non-FAQ] Poll: Is Steamgifts an elaborate money laundering front, and you all forgot to tell me?

Hi cow.

shhhh keep that on the down low

no one FORGOT to tell anything... Topics like these are proof enough you can't keep a secret!

mmmmmmmh

Shh, if word gets out I'll never be able to trade these useless green rectangles for sweet, sweet CV

Nah, of course not, why would you think that? We know where you live so you better stop asking this kinda questions, capishe?

moo

Nothing to see here, move along.

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I voted for "Digested potatoes are being squeezed out by more than a billion colons every day"

I was doing some research and looked up CG Varga. My PC suddenly shut down after visiting a website and then two assholes turned up in the carpark and tried to throw me off a building.

Gaben confirmed to be part of the Payday gang.

As expected of my evil arch-nemesis...

Holy cow!

Bump

Only during weekends

I murder cows as a request of my clients and then I put these money on steam. :B

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Yes?

While Mully is suspended I guess I'll have to make gifs by myself.

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That would be interesting: Con people out of money. Use that money to purchase games. Give those games away on SG. Show new victims a list of the games we've gifted as proof that we're good and generous people. Con these new folks out of money. Repeat. Our ringleader Gabe Newell gives a cut of the money we send him to the devs who then send us a cut of that. PROFITZ for all!

Oh you didn't know? Also all giveaways are fake because every winner is predetermined before they even begin and CG takes a cut from every giveaway because he's a massive game lord! Everyone that voted no are just trying to cover it up.

It's just an illusion ;)

Wait. Wut?