The Steamgifts Item Shop! GRAND RE-OPENING! - Finished

In spite of non-existing demand the Steamgifts Item Shop will re-open for a short time. Items have been restocked and are up for sale again! Limited time only so make sure to enter timely. Prices have been adjusted so that some are more expensive but be aware of the immense advantage they give! Also be aware that those are (obviously) no real suggestions. Since this is an Item Shop the giveaways have of course a CV level restriction (2 - 5 depending on emotional value for me). All games have been obtained for this event (they are not mere leftovers). So show some respect to them as I played most of them and had also fun with them. Also bump the thread -_- Please

And so without further text we proudly present you the Steamgifts Item Shop! - I offer the following articles for purchase:

• The cloak of invisibility (8 €): You are allowed to enter giveaways from people who put you on their blacklist!
• The boots of sneakiness (19 €): You are allowed to enter giveaways from people who put you on their blacklist AND you have a ten times higher chance at winnig them!
• The sheet of codewords (7 €): You are allowed to enter giveaways of a group of your choice without being part of the group! (You can buy an infinite amount of sheets)
• The white feather of importance (5 €): Enter the whitelist giveaways of 5 users of your choice (permanently) even thought your are not part of their list or that they even know you!
• The arrow of discord (0,20 €): Put an user of your choice on the blacklist of another user of your choice, permanently! Also, they will be informed about this immediately (omitting the part of your participation). Share the fun.
• The mirror of secrecy (0,50 €): Everything you do is so secret that even you don't know it. Blacklist yourself permanently thus making you unable to ever look at your own giveaways!
• Hammerproof Armor (10 €): You are protected by this incredible work of blacksmithery and you can not be hitten by the Banhammer anymore!
• Reflex Armor (25 €): Not only are you immune to the Banhammer but another user nearby will be randomly hitten by the Banhammer if the SG staff tries it on you!
• The shield of ignarrogance (42 €): Your entitlement is so strong that you can't be banned, suspended, blacklisted or anything else. Break the rules, be a douche, do whatever you like. YOU ARE INVINCIBLE!
• The whip of reservation (60 €): You never win? Change it with this one use item and mark a gift of your choice (60 P or less) for you with a 100 % winning chance! (Note: If two or more people mark the same giveaway the faster one wins, you will lose your whip anyway)
• The grappling hook of reservation (100 €): The same effect as the the whip of reservation but if someone marks the giveaway before you the SG staff personally will buy the game and gift it you!
• The binding scroll of compensation (2 €): Tired of all those fake giveaways or people giving games other than the giveaway states? With this item the giveaway creator has to give you the promised game or the SG staff will "organize" one of his organs of YOUR choice for your usage. Feeling more lively with three hearts like link or smarter with two brains? Make your dreams come true with this item!
• The keylock of banishment (5 €): Auto-blacklist every user trying to look at your SG profile! Who are they to search for hidden giveaways or trying to judge you just because you have never gifted a game or you didn't activate and sold your 50 wins?!
• The glasses of clairvoyance (173 €): Tired of puzzles or people making giveaways only for their friends? With these glasses you have an extra page with all Invite only giveaways! Those people probably just forgot to send you the links.
• Fake crown of royalty (1000 €): Expensive, but the crown comes with real imitations of gems. Also, this time promotes you instantly to level 10 enabling you to enter all those unavailable high level giveaway from before. It will also enable you to enter every whitelist and group giveaway in SG's existence. Actually you will automatically be entered for all of them. Screw the commoners. YOU ARE ROYAL! - UNIQUE ITEM! BUY NOW!

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NEW ITEMS:

• "My fact is truers than yours!"-sign (20 €): Tired of endless discussion with people not shutting up and permanently having the better arguments then you do? Now counter them with this wonderful sign. You are right. ALWAYS. And with this item the world will finally accept it.
• Secret Access List 51 (139 €): With this item you can finally create giveaways for all those games which are listed as free and even gain CV for it. Finally it pays off that you kept those hundreds of keys from the free promotions!
• The X-list notifier (0,79 €): Finally you will get a notification after someone has put you on his white/blacklist. No longer you will be shadow whitelisted. But beware, with this powerful tool you lose the ability to return the favor.
• The wish-magnet (25 €): With this item you are allowed to create one givetome of your choice. People can enter and one lucky winner is allowed to gift you the game (over the course of a year) and they have no right to object to it. After all the givetome will come with an integrated description explaining its circumstances. People do read the descriptions, don't they?
• CV Calculator PLUS (2,50 €): With this item you will gain the correct CV for all your giveaways. You bought a Steam Gift of a bundled game? This wonderful tool will acknowledge this and reward you accordingly. In fact it will follow your every step in your internet browser. You bought this 60 € game for 5 €? You will still be rewarded accordingly. Handle with care.
• SG Collector's Edition (33 €): This item does absolutely nothing! It has no purpose. It will not be displayed anywhere and you can't proof anyhow that you posess it. But YOU will know that you have bought it. And YOU will feel special. Still not convinced? Then spice up this incredible offer! This item is LIMITED EDITION! Only eight billion copies exist world wide! In order for you to buy this item we will take the money directly out of your wallet in a moment where you are not watching. Do not worry we know where you are living and we also know if you have actually enough money ^^

Sooo, out of stupid ideas for the moment. Maybe I'll add later or atleast correct all the horrible grammar and spelling mistakes. Have fun making your purchase! And for all your items always remember the golden rule: NOR REFUNDS!

In the unlikely scenario anyone wants to present his own item here be content: I am open to bribery ^^ So just post a comment with the item name, its function and price as well as a giveaway for it. I will add it then to the OP post under the condition that you stay through to the spirit of an item shop and the giveaway has at least a CV level requirement of 1. You are free to be rebellious but the item willl not be added to the OP and just stay in that specific comment. Also try to match it with the ending dates of my giveaways. Thanks for your attention.

PS: If you have time it would be great of you to go to the actual voting thread of the Connect-the-dots and vote there. People have created some really interesting pictures and it would be nice if their efforts are at least recognized. And maybe you will join one of the coming weekly challenges as well.