Don't be nice. Or polite.

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I beg your pardon kind sir, but what would the penalty for such an offense be?

Will I forever be banished from this fine internet locale?

13 years ago
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You will outed as a nice person and we will make fun of you for being not a dick.

13 years ago
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Man, that's quite a punishment. I sure do not wanna not made fun of my for being not a dick.

13 years ago
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To hell with that rule! I hope you die slowly in a vat of boiling fat made from liposuction victims while being run over by a bus!

13 years ago
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That's the spirit!

13 years ago
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Are you being polite and supportive? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

13 years ago
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Sir, you're rejected.

13 years ago
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Rofl I was about to add you, wait for you to come to chat, and then say you were rejected.

13 years ago
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Lol, I know.

13 years ago
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Magic Man.

13 years ago
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Well Played

13 years ago
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I lol'd

13 years ago
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So what happens if I'm nice to someone? Not that I'm planning to do such a crazy thing.

Edit: ninja'd

13 years ago
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You will be dipped in pudding against your will :O

13 years ago
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Only it's not actually chocolate pudding we're dipping you in!

Puddding? Yeesh waaaay too nice! You're not even following the new rules! Wuss!

13 years ago
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acid pudding :O

13 years ago
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The pudding would have raisins in it.

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It would be brown liquid. but not pudding so-to-speak :P

13 years ago
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if only there were upvotes

13 years ago
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This isn't Reddit.

13 years ago
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Add the sugar to the raw egg, and mix to dissolve it.

13 years ago
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If the bread is stuck in the toaster, you can use a knife or a fork to get it out.

13 years ago
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I deny this rule

13 years ago
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phuk u eye do what eye want

13 years ago
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U R SAFE

13 years ago
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Thou shalt not command what I shalt exercise.
With regards,
Sir Gomu.

13 years ago
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Fuck the rules, bro, they are meant to be broken.

13 years ago
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Who are you to tell me what to do? g2hell u zunuvabich!

13 years ago
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Translation of above post:
"Good day, sir!"

13 years ago
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O_o

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o_O

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O_O

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o_o

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_Oo

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8====D

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ಠ_ಠ

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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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Trolls! This isn't some ASCII Art Beauty Contest! May you all have your hearts cuts out with rusty spoons!

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this isnt ascii. it's Unicode. NEWB!

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There are always some trolls wherever you go

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Your argument is invalid

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Your argument is Augmented

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Your argument is argumentative.

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Your argument is your opinion.

13 years ago
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c-c-c-combo breaker

13 years ago
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Fuck you.

13 years ago
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Fuck he.

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I present this paradox to you:
If you are nice or polite, then you have broken a rule. Breaking rules is generally not considered a nice/polite thing to do. Therefore by breaking the rule you are no longer being nice/polite. However, if you are not being nice/polite then you have broken no rules.

13 years ago
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Paradox your dick.

13 years ago
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Touche, you've won this round.

13 years ago
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There's a presupposition with that, though. "Breaking rules is generally not considered a nice thing to do" is true if the rule in question is a rule that does something constructive or sensible by being followed. If a rule is unnecessary or unjust, it wouldn't be not nice to break it.

Since this rule isn't particularly sensible, it could be said that breaking it isn't necessarily being impolite.

At least, that's the way I see it, and if that doesn't make sense to you then I disagree but respect your opinion entirely.

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But... but I... I like being polite, it makes me feel gentlemanly like no amount of hats can. :(

I guess I can make an effort and stop saying "please". :/

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If you feel that hats aren't up to the task of making up for the decrease in gentlemanly feeling then try the addition of a monocle and/or cane.

13 years ago
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Those are actually very good suggestions. I might try to fake a British accent, too. Thank you, sir!

13 years ago
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Jolly good show, wot, wot. Bloody 'ell!

13 years ago
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lol

13 years ago
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Don't be nice or polite? What kind of stupid, nonsensical rule is this?

I hereby DEMAND that you guys remove that rule, or I'm gonna bend your arms around your backs and then shove them through your chests so that you rip your own hearts off! Then I will eat your hearts in front of you and laugh as you die!

Then I will resurrect you and do it again for shits and giggles!

13 years ago
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Registered 2 weeks ago

Oh.

13 years ago
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Scary, right? >:3

13 years ago
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No, NEEEEEEXT XD

13 years ago
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How dare you? I put effort in there! ;_;

13 years ago
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Should he cry because he's failed, or should i do because he is a human?

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Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.

It's like wiping your arse with silk.

-The Merovingian

13 years ago
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HOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-Nrvnqsr Chaos

13 years ago
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oú est la plume de mon oncle?

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vous ne voulez pas vous le dire

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qu'est-ce-que vous dites? vous êtes une muet putain.

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Yatterman you're fucking retarded. What kind of fuckwit would make such a stupid rule. It's like you fucking think we're all retarded. What kind of asshole can't be polite or nice? You're a failed abortion and I hope you enjoy you're fucking day, sir.

13 years ago
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Sir, you are rejected.

13 years ago
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Probably is. I'm going with the original thread title.

Good day, sir!

13 years ago
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I fucking hate you, you fucking dick. You think you are so fucking smart and maybe i'd agree with you on other terms but in here you are dumb.

13 years ago
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Yatterman, more like...Attaboy.

OHO OHO OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~!

13 years ago
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im gay

13 years ago
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GOOD, I NO LONGER HAVE TO KEEP UP THIS FACADE.

I CAN'T MAKE A C-CEDILLA BECAUSE I DIDN'T MEMORIZE THE NUMPAD COMBINATIONS LIKE A VIRGIN SO FUCK YOU.

j/k =)

13 years ago
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Don't be taking my job.

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Closed 13 years ago by Yatterman.