Need serious help.

Before reading the last line I was almost ready to bitch about another hurpa-durpa thread.
I say go with Charmander.

Charmander.

Trololololo-

Charmander.

Best thread evar. I for one would choose Bulbasaur though.

Hahahaha

10/10 for comedic timing :')

Bulbasaur <3

Pick the one you think is the cutest one!! Don't bother thinking about which one is strongest or learns the most useful moves, pick the cutest!! It's a girl's logic :D. I'd pick Charmander since I think it's the most adorable of the three, and Charizard is also really cute <3

Charmander!

Nice repost. Read that on 9gag did you?

You've got a point here. I didn't see that coming :D therefore go with Bulbasaur ;p

Pikachu is better play Pokemon Yellow. :O

Wow, I haven't read this joke in years. I think the last time I saw it was on the old Vestibule... like a decade ago.

I've never played pokemon. Is it worth it for a grown man who probably only ever watched 2 episodes and didn't like them.

Is it a good game on its own right?

You and I think alike.

Go for Charmander, because dragon Pokemon are the best.

Charmander is good for a powerful start as fire is nice, Water is good for fighting brock (water > rock) and Blubasaur....no one picks that scrub. i hope this helped you in your time of need.

LOLLLLLL!!!!! I was like this guy is retarded if he gonna go with her.. Saw last part xD

squirtle, it will cool you off =P