make me laught and win a chance to win a game (level 1)

Huey Lewis and the Jews
Music Artists

While driving yesterday, I saw a banana skin and instinctively swerved to avoid it.

Thanks, Mario Kart

Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!

Probs not entering the GA, so here's sort of a sad thing.

This video made me laugh more than i should. Racist Mario

Just imagine I'm with a girl
Are you laughing yet?

Why did the motorcycle take a nap? It was two tired.

Since you like Final Fantasy, you might like this. xD

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Come here often?

View attached image.

Ok you didn't get the first one lemme give you another

To Err is human. To Arr is pirate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVTb6Va1t7U

The father asks his six-year-old son, Vovochka:
"How is your new teacher?"
"Very beautiful, sexy, and blonde, but there is only one problem..."
"What problem?"
"20 years difference between us."

This giveaway is McDonald's

I went to the zoo this morning.
The only animal they had on exhibit was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.

What did the surfer musician play in the orchestra?

Tubular bells

There was once a bartender in New York who could squeeze every last drop of juice from a lemon.
Eventually it became a challenge that anyone could take: Squeeze a single drop from a lemon he squeezed, and get free drinks for the day.
So on the first week lots of people had showed up trying to get the prize, but not one drop was found.
This led on into big guys trying to use all their strength, but to no avail.
After a year it became a hidden challenge that everyone assumed could never be beat.
One day a man in a suit, not too thin, not too fat, just an average looking fella with a suit, tie, and briefcase.
He saw the the challenge and decided to give it a go with a smile.
Everyone was giving him smirks, knowing he'd fail like the hundreds of others.

Until he squeezed and a drop came out.
He squeezed harder, and a second drop fell to the counter.
The bar was overtaken by silence at this man who could squeeze juice where there should be none.
He did it again.
And again.
Every lemon slowly coating the counter in juice.
"I've never seen anyone take that challenge and succeed? Who are you?" asked the bartender.
"I'm with the IRS, I've found a discrepancy in your tax filing."

My ex always said that she could find someone better than me anytime.

She is now 21 with a 37y.o. boyfriend who looks like 57 y.o. I met them some days ago and stopped chatting. First thing i said was "nice to meet your father"

No.

The creator of Knock-knock joke deserves a NO-BELL prize

Fun fact for the day, dwarfs and midgets have little in common.

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aj0bNqQ_700b_v1.jpg

This will be me when I have children

Everyone's upstairs neighbours :)

Raccoon broke into a brewery.