and she was under age, so now hes a registered SixOffender
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What did the apple say to the Orange? I'll guess "At least we're not bananas, eh?" Yes, the apple is Canadian for some reason lol.
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Sorry for the long delay.
It´s an easy joke, the answer is:
Nothing, because apples don't talk
btw, my english is basic..
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is that the same one the scarecrow was given an award for?
for being outstanding in his field
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Several variations out there on this one, so you can change it around to better suit the situation..
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A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
When the barman serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it.
As he’s enjoying his drink, a nun walks by, and glares at him sourly. “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink like that?” she asks.
The man shrugs. “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”
“But it’s sinful and wicked!”
“How do you know it’s so bad, then? Have you ever tasted whiskey?”
“Of course not! My sisters and mother superior told me how evil drink is.”
“But how do they know? Have they ever had a drink?”
They go back and forth like this for a while, before at last, the nun relents. “Well, I suppose that if I were to try a sip of whiskey, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn’t do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?”
The man agrees this is fair, and walks inside to the barman.
“Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”
The barman slams his hand down on the bar and shouts, “Is that darn nun here again!?”
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Anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.
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Charlie Brown, Lucy, and Schroeder have a class assignment to do a report on a country. The countries for the report are blindly picked out of a hat. Lucy picks first and exclaims that she got Botswana. Next Schroeder picks one, he states that he got Germany. Finally Charlie Brown sticks his hand in the hat and withdraws his country. Charlie Brown looks at his pick and murmurs "I got Iraq".
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Had to search for this one to understand the meme. Good one! Added.
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A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”
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lol
how do you kill ten fly's with one swing?
hit an Ethiopian kid in the face with a frying pan.
so wrong yet its so hard not to laugh
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“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
― Mark Twain
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Thank god it wasn't an imaginary number joke! I hate them with a passion. Added.
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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I searched a list of ten puns to find one that made me laugh....
No pun in ten did
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Not really a new one, I've been saying it since I was in middle school, but it's still my favorite:
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to assure the public that they are doing everything they possibly can do to remedy the situation, while the second screws the light bulb into the water faucet.
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Lots of love triangles are being formed nowadays. Added.
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Hello, it's been a while since I actively used this site so my whitelist might be mostly inactive. Trying to find some good people who are still active here. So share away and we can add each other as we laugh. Also, I probably won't add anyone who hasn't given away at least a couple of games before.
My joke: Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes.
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