23 new blacklists.... and counting

In the past 2 days, I've opened this thread, and one asking which Tom Clancy game to buy during the current steam sale. I've barely been active in any other threads, so either people really hate Tom Clancy, or people really hate sex

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How Many People Have You Had Sex With

View Results
0 (your hand doesn't count)
1
2-5
6-10
11-20
21-30
31-50
51-100
100+
I've served more people than McDonalds!

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I'm surprised at the numbers here and then again not at the same time.... Sorta reminds me of some of the ages present :-)

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0.

I rather have money than sex.

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You could whore yourself out. Then you would have both!

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The next Einstein right here

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Dat suggestion

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That's sound advice, two birds with one stone and whatnot

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I almost scared my current GF away by telling that (I thought) I had 9 serious relations, I'm 28 btw. My perception on a relation was a minimum duration of 2 months. Hers was a year and the words I love you... So yeah, I almost scared the girl of my life away without even knowing it haha.

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my spouse and I.... let's just say it's a multiple of about 50x. It was an interesting conversation.

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Always knew I'd be part of the 1% some day.

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I'm really curious as to which 1% :D

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when you are an admin, you can fuck up a lots of system abuser

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Achievement unlocked, eh? =)

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with none yet, sadly

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wow...

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more and more threads reminding me of how looser i am

9 years ago
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Maybe the ties of your shoes are too loose?

On a serious note, the amount o sex a person has is not eve remotely related with being a "winner" or a "loser".

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sex=relationships=...love-happines=good life

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That's how it works for a lo of people.
Also, for a lot of people it works in a totally different way. Happyness and a good life are concepts that have almost as many interpretations as people are in the world.
I'm not saying I don't get your point, I'm just trying to bring more points of view here.

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Ask my friend who has 4 kids and who hate his (now finally ex) wife what he thinks about that....

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i am on my way to be a wizard!

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2-5 :p.....well...i have a story about a mcdonalds...but is censored :p.

lol..people with 100+ :p...why? xD

i would be happy if it was only 1 and forever,but life is hard :p.

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I really want to hear it. Just put an NSFW tag and put it in spoilers ("~" before and after the story)
And you can delete the story later

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no i can't :p.... a Man has no memory. But i got good storys...in the stairs of a build of departments..in a square...

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Love that video. )

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+1

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What about the people you've slept with indirectly?

Here is a calculator for you.

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that's more than the population of Canada
on a side note, there's so many things wrong with that calculator, it's ridiculous

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I'm going to go bathe in penicillin now ...
Scary thing is, I figured it would be bad, so I fudged the numbers down.
EDIT: Yeah, we're just going to pretend that image was never there. -_-

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There are some major issues with it. Having read the methodology, they take the statistic number of people someone has slept with at each age category, and put that number to the power of 6 - which is not only arbitrary, but highly illogical. Each additional person is an exact increase in number - which doesn't make sense, because there'd be a lot of overlap.

It's basically an exercise in fear mongering I mean, seriously, the population of Canada?

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Even if it's 0.01% of the number I was given, it's pretty damned scary lmao.

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Even that is vastly inflated. According to that calculator, sleeping with one person age 16-19 means over 100,000 people indirectly. That doesn't pass the smell test.

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Yeah, I know. I'm just having fun with it. ;)

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Well, I know exact
It occurred to me that what I was going to write is probably not appropriate here considering how butt-hurt people are getting for no reason whatsoever

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Haha, good thinking there, tex.

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you and I could probably have an interesting conversation, but not here
besides, if I've indirectly boinked all of canada, you're probably in there somewhere

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What can I say? College was fun.
How's that saying go? "When in Rome, do all the Romans?"

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380k... not bad i suppose considering Tzaar's :P

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sleep with one virgin, surprise! you actually slept with 130,000+ people

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Them virgins really get around....

Seriously, though, I don't think that calculator is accurate.

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damn, guess I should unwhitelist you huh?

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I'm not gonna tell you what to do
but don't do that

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You should really add a NSFW tag to the thread title now...

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shouldn't it be obvious by the thread title?

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It's obvious, but... think of the children... xD

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I spent all my popcorns with konrad )))):

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funny thing is, I only posted a question. I've barely voiced an opinion, and only a few comments here and there.
Some people have serious issues.

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You need to buy a larger size, then.

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100+ really ? Are you Larry? xD

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Larry has nothing on me...

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hahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!

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That's a hilarious gif. Gotta love 10 (?) year olds.

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Larry Laffer? His total is a grand spanking 6

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That's the total he let you see :P

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Well, he's a virgin at the start of the series. Has a one-night stand.
Game 2: hooks up (she ends up dumping him for another woman
Game 3: I believe he has sex twice, though I could be wrong
Game 5: One more conquest
Game 6: again, only 1 (unless you count receiving a colonic)
Game 7: Haven't played it, but I believe only once as well.

His entire sex-life is in-game. Even better: I forgot which game, but at least once it's implied that the person he slept with probably has STDs
Poor schmuck

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game 7 was the best, it was for sure his most iconic role. i loved them all but love for sail will forever be my favorite. plus you get to see him have sex with the girls lol. so you see boobies <3

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Larry ftw! I played Larry 6 so many times it's unbelievable lol!

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Why am I not surprised...

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What :D It's a fun game! xd

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it's the one I played first. Great game

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=D yep!

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Didn't say it isn't, just that I wasn't surprised that you played it...many times lol

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xD Welp, what can I say.. :)

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You can say that your a naughty girl...that needs to be punished ;P

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LOL!!! Staaahp xD

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What? lol You don't like to be punished? ;)

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Maybe! :x But that's my bf's job so... :P

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It is, but still good to know. Somethings may come in handy now and then ;)

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I hate you xD

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I don't think hate is the word you looking for. ;) Already learned a few more things of your naughty side, have to say I liked almost everything I found out so far :P

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Bah! xD

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Not going to ask what I like and didn't like? lol

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I figured you didn't like the fact that I don't like anal or something? Or the fact I got a bf.

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Did I turn into you now, easy to read likew that? Damn lol

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Lmao!!! Got ya!! ;D

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On this one you did, can't win them all :P

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Good answer lol

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I feel dirty :3

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thanks to myspace i lost my virginity when i was like 16, had sex with about 4 girls thanks to myspace lol.

then had sex with like 5 more girls thanks to myyearbook, (now known as meetme)

then had sex with 2 other girls thanks to meeting from old school "AIM" chat rooms. (back in the early 2000's)

and had sex with one girl thanks to facebook.

facebook is almost impossible to meet girls on. you get suspended just for adding people you dont know which is stupid

i still highly recommend "meetme" to anyone who wants to meet local girls it will show you all the profiles of girls that live up to like 3 miles from you, so legit most of my ex's lived basically on the same road as me lol

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Do gangbangs count?

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How Many People Have You Had Sex With

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You only count the ones you penetrated or were penetrated by.

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153...

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I've giggetied every goo, ever. I've given all the sex to all the people!

Naw, serious answer, 3. I never wanted to sleep around. But different strokes for different folks, I suppose q:

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1, but many times with that 1. She's a model and lives in Canada so you can't meet her. She also doesn't believe in digital photography so I only have polaroids and I won't scan them because I don't believe in scanners. Just trust me, she's hot as hell itself.

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Fun fact: I always wanted to make a thread like this.. And with when ppl lost their virginity.. Just because I like the topic sex and statistics. It's just interesting and it's not a way to mock people that haven't had sex or whatever. Just curiosity. :)

Anyways, only giving oral sex or hand jobs doesn't count towards the amount of sex partners imo.

Sad that people blacklisted you for this though. But it probably isn't the right topic for this forum considered there are non-adults around here, and people may not like personal question. Oh well. I voted in the poll. :>

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I would have never guessed this was an interesting topic to you, more shocking news at 11. :P
If your so interested in it, then how come your not participating in the thread? lol I'm not curious...just saying it. ;)
Fun fact: Had to read the only giving oral and hand jobs line more than once since misunderstood it at first.

People blacklist for anything and everything, so you may as well do and write what you want to.

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xDD
I AM participating! I've been writing all over the thread :D Just didn't say the number! And neither did you!
Hmm, what did you think I said at first then?

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I'm polite and as such, ladies first ;) Plus you said new pics soon and nothing yet, so I'm skeptical lol
I thought you said that you only enjoyed giving oral and hand jobs ;)

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Hahaha! Pffffffffffffffffff xd You never shared one on Eev's thread soo! + I said soon.. And it kinda was the Soon™ :D
Oh lol ! Wait how did you read it like that? I didn't even write enjoy anywhere XD

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I shared one with eeev, just not on the thread lol Your soon is worse than Groupees already, seems like your going for Blizzard record.
Mind does strange things sometimes, plus I know you so can read between the lines lol

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Hax! :O Then you can share it on the thread too!
Haha maybe! Well, I like to postpone things soo... :]

Lmao! Fair enough xd

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Not hax, she asked for in in Steam chat and i did. One of the perks of having me on Steam friend list ;)
Postponing is good sometimes, don't want things to end too fast ;)

I win again, as usual lol

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xD You are still truly awful x 3 !! :P

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Why am I awful? lol

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You know pretty well why you are awful! ^^'

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For not showing the pic? lol

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No, for everything else you wrote :P

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Don't deny it, you like it that way ;)

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Well, if oral and hand does not count I have to vote 0 because I'm gay and my boyfriend and me both don't like anal sex :|

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Oh.. :O Hmm.. Well, did you try? I can understand though. I don't like it either

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Not yet. But I think we will though

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I wish you good luck then! :) Remember lube!

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don't let anyone else push you into it. if the two of you don't like something, don't do it.
and yes, if you do, remember lube. preferably oil based rather than water based

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Of course I only do what I want still want to try it

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Why do you want multiple carrots then, if you don't like that?

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xD that was a joke in the other thread! :x

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Your not the only all-seeing eye, I read the comments too even if I don't always comment. ;)
Then again, can still enjoy two carrots in many ways, even without liking that. ;)

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Pff :P True, true!

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I'm right again, starting to be a trend with you :P

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T_T

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haha >:D

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20 blacklists.

Don't like personal questions? Don't answer.
So far, there's been not one comment in here that was NSFW.

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Damn.. :|

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20 BL's? Well, here's a WL to make up for it! I like controversial topics.

Don't see why people would get offended over something natural like sex. (NSFW warning): They're just fucking pussies, pun intended q:

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I think its more likely that they're not fucking pussies

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Exactly! Who knows, maybe they're just fucking assholes instead

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Dunno if it counts but I have put my d in over 100,000,000 things most fun was a beehive bzbzbBZBZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

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